Sanders Sides Cracks

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Roman, distressed and tired: I'm going to stick my tongue in an outlet.

Patton, slowly wrapping his arms around Roman: How about we don't do that?

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(A/N: Genderbend Sides!)

Rosana, carrying ten bags full of bath bombs: I know Lauren told me not to but I don't listen to her!

Vivian: ... She's literally your girlfriend and 90% of your impulse control-

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Peyton: I lost my tutu, baked some cookies cause I was sad about it, then burnt the cookies and cried.

Vivian: ... Are you okay?

Peyton, sniffing: No-

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Virgil, texting the group chat: If you can't sleep and you know it clap your hands!

[Multiple claps are made in the distance as someone yells "IT'S TWO IN THE MORNING"]

(A/N: Unironically I made this at 2 am.)

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Patton: What video game console do French men play on?

Patton: The Oui.

Logan: [actually crying] Please stop.

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Virgil: Roman is a THOT.

Roman: [le gasp]

Virgil: That Hoe Over There.

Roman: [LE HARDER GASP]

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Patton: I got a Fathers Day card! Awe sweetie I love it so much!

Logan: I got one too dear, but the last time I checked we didn't have any children-

Virgil, poking his head in the room: Do- Do you guys like them?

Patton, turning to Logan with a wide smile on his face: Think again!

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Logan: Hello figments who do not live here.

Missy: Hello!

Pranks: Hi!

Logan: I gave you access to this part of the mindscape for emergencies.

Remy: We were out of Doritos.

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Virgil, angrily: Look at him over there, breathing and shit.

Logan: Virg- Virgil that's a mirror-

(A/N: Today's mood-)

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Virgil: I put the "hot" in "psychotic".

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(A/N: So my friend sent me a video of her cat with reflective eyes cause she shined a light and all I thought of was this-)

Roman, in the middle of the night: [walking in the living room with his phone's flashlight on to get a glass of water]

Virgil, in the dark, from the couch: [fucking demonic red reflective eyes]

Roman: [SHR I E K]

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