Logan, pissed off: May I inform you I know approximately 1,379 ways to successfully kill a person, I suggest you walk away right now.
Everyone: *shocked and freezes*
(A/N: I'm a sucker for terrifying sides.)
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Roman: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!
Logan: *throws a dictionary at Roman's head*
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Deceit: [In the tune of Hey, How You Doing?] Hey, how's it going? Well, I'm perfectly straight. I lied! Hands up for gay pride!
(A/N: I found this one on tumblr and I freaking love it.)
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Remy: *walking out the door* I need to go, bye!
Patton: Why are you leaving?
Remy: Thomas watched a horror trailer.
Virgil: *going up the stairs* Yup, I'm filling in.
Patton: *yells after him* Go easy on him, Virgil!
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Patton: I bake cookies so I can give them to others and make them happy! It's also a great stress reliever for me and a distraction from my emotional thoughts about not being good enough in this cruel world we live in!
Logan: . . . Patton, do you need a hug?
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Virgil: *holding up a sign that says Patton Protection Squad*
Roman: *holding a mic* SAVE HIS INNOCENCE PEOPLE!!
Patton, flattered: Aw guys, you shouldn't have!
Logan, face palming: You really shouldn't have.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
