Virgil: *upset*
Roman: I got this.
Roman: *walks over* Hey Virge... *goes to place hand on his shoulder* Are you oka-
Virgil, deadpanned: Touch me and I will break your goddamn hand.
Roman: *yanks hand away* Okay then.
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Patton: If I was a gardener I would put our tulips together.
Roman: Aw, you're so sweet!
Virgil: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.
Logan: ...
Logan: Thanks.
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Patton, cradling baby Virgil: *singing* You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are grey~. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take, my sunshine away~.
Roman: *in tears* That was beautiful! I'm actually crying, what the heck-
(A/N: me too Roman, me too.)
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Roman: Stop doing that or else!
Virgil: Or else what? Come at me Royal Pain!
Logan, from down the hall: *already knows where this is heading* Shut up and make out already.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
