Roman: What is one thing you fear the most?
Logan: The unknown.
Patton: Spiders!
Virgil: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
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Logan: I hate being touched. The last time I was touched was six years ago in hand-to-hand combat.
Roman: ...
Roman: Patton is literally cuddling you right now though.
Logan: ...
Logan, slowly wrapping his arms around Patton: This. Means. Nothing.
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Virgil: [Talks bad about himself]
Patton: You better catch this love and support.
Patton: Then you better catch these hands.
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Patton: I made a new friend!
Logan, reading a book and not really paying attention: That's nice, what are they like?
Patton: Well, he looks pretty scary, but he's actually a misunderstood bean. He has a green tint to his skin, and I think I saw a cut on his throat-
Logan, dropping his book: He has what now-
(A/N: If you know who Patton is talking about comment "turtle".)
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Remy, drunk as all hell: I love my booooyfrieeends! They're over there! Hiiii boyfriends!
Emile and Deceit: [Blushes]
(A/N: I somehow started to ship these three, but I'm not complaining.)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
