Logan: I show no emotion whatsoever.
Virgil, not looking up from his phone: You're a sassy dork.
Logan: I AM NOT-
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Everyone: *laughing*
Virgil, recording: What did you say?
Logan, deadpanned: I said, "Whoever took my notebook, your mom's a hoe."
(A/N: What do you mean, "This never happened"?)
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New Fanders, probably: I love all my babies! Thomas, Patton, Roman, Logan, Virgil, and- *squints at smudged writing on hand* Receipt.
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Deceit, sitting at Logan's desk: What if I do...
Patton: Deceit, no.
Deceit: This? *knocks multiple things over*
Patton: De- DECEPTION SANDERS-
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Roman: Patton, what are those fashion crimes on your feet?!
Patton, tapping his heels together: They're my crocs!
(A/N: Patton Croc Agenda™.)
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Roman: So, I was thinking-
Virgil and Logan, in unison: That's never good.
Roman: *offended Princey noises*
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Virgil, mumbling: I need a hug...
Patton: *runs in and cradles him* Are you okay, Virge?
Virgil: I- Wha- ... DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE STORE?!
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Patton: See! Remy likes birdwatching!
Remy, mumbling about a bird: I swear to god, you better not fucking move or I will throw a rock at you.
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Logan, infuriated: Look, I don't give a shit about your problems, I know more than you do so fuck off.
(A/N: Sassy Logan™.)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
