Roman: Welcome, to the house of unrecognized talents.
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Logan: *using the scientific terms for things just to piss off the others*
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Logan: Snakes haven't attacked a human being for no reason, they felt threatened, so they defended themselves. Snakes are just trying to live their lives while they can.
Deceit, in tears in the corner: O-okay.
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Missy and Pranks, skipping: *singing some Disney song*
Patton, from the couch: Aw, they're adorable!
Logan, deadpanned: Put them on a boat.
(A/N: Logan, honey, that's not how shipping works-)
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Patton: *steps on a Lego on accident*
Patton: *CONTINUOUS BLEEPING*
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Logan, texting: What are you guys going to do later?
Patton: Bake cookies.
Roman: Go to the imagination.
Virgil: Probably hide in a cabinet.
Deceit: Stab someone.
Logan: No.
Deceit: You're not my mom.
~Within three minutes every knife in the mindscape was hidden~
Logan, while patting an annoyed Deceit's head: Let's just say I'm the mom friend.
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
