Virgil: [laying down in a pink cupcake hoodie and fishnets while MCR is playing as he weeps]
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Logan: Virgil, do the damn dishes.
Virgil, sliding away from Roman: ... Mom, we're in the middle of-
Logan: dO THE DISHES!
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Roman: I remember when he used to scream my name...
Roman: He was always so angry...
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Patton: fUCK!
Deceit: Yes! Yes!
Patton: Fuckfuckfuck-
Logan: Patton calm down-
Deceit, pushing Logan out the way: Let him swear!
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When Patton's not home:
Remus: ... Fuck.
Remus: Shit.
Roman: LANGUAGE!
Remus: Ass.
Roman: STOP-
Remus: Motherfucking.
Remus: Damn.
Roman: STOP-
Remus: Bitch.
Roman: Fuck you.
Remus: Oooooh you swooooore!
Roman: YOU SAID LIKE SIX SWEARS-
(A/N: Let's welcome, the trash slut-)
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Virgil: Roman's adopted.
Logan: What?
Virgil: Sorry, autocorrect, I meant-
Logan: This is a verbal conversation.
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Roman: Can my day get any worse?!
Remus, jumping out of his trash can: HOWDY BITCH!
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Patton: Dee, how do you deal with them? I'm sure it gets frustrating.
Deceit, sipping wine: I close my eyes and hope they're gone by the time I open them.
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Logan, staring at some tickets in his hand: Plane tickets to Navada?
Remus, jumping up and down: WE GON' SEE SOME ALIENS!
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Remus, t-posing in the doorway: Morning parental unit!!
Logan, not even looking up from his book: Good morning problem child.
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Deceit, a tired wine mom: Boys, clean up now!
Roman and Remus: [dropping they're toys and slowly turning their heads towards Dee as they creepily tilt their heads in unison]
Deceit, visibly unsettled: What the fuck-
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
