Patton: Logaaaaan! Please!
Logan: No, we can't go to the mall today.
Patton: But they have a sale for plushies today! *whimpers* P-please? *eyes water*
Logan: ...
5 minutes later
Virgil: WHY IS OUR LIVING ROOM FILLED WITH PLUSHIES?!
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Roman: Buenos dias, mi amor.
Logan: Buenos dias, querido.
Virgil: *confused af*
(A/N: Translation: Roman: Good morning, my love. Logan: Good morning, dear. Blame Google Translate if I got anything wrong.)
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Roman: You were so drunk last night that you flirted with Patton.
Logan: He is my boyfriend, what is wrong with that?
Roman: You asked him if he likes bad boys, and then you winked at him.
Patton, from across the room: IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE!
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Patton, driving Virgil to school: Do you want to listen to music, kiddo?
Virgil: *mumbles* sure, I guess...
Patton: *switching through stations*
Radio: They say stay in your lane, boy, lane bo-
Patton: *changes it*
Virgil: GO BACK-
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Virgil: *crying*
Roman: Virgil! Oh my god, are you oka-
Patton: *pushes Roman* VIRGIL ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! ARE YOU HURT?! LOGAN, GET THE BANDAGES!!
(A/N: tbh this is me.)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
РазноеThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
