Virgil: Mom and Dad have been arguing lately, so I made them talk and solve their problems.
Roman: You locked them in a closet didn't you.
Virgil, nodding: I locked them in a closet.
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Patton: Please, for me?
Logan: Don't do that.
Patton: Do what?
Logan: You think whenever you say "please for me?" I'll do whatever you want.
Logan: Well, not this time!
Patton, with puppy dog eyes: Please? ...For me?
Logan: ...
Logan: Fine.
(A/N: No one can resist Patton.)
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Thomas, opening his laptop: Let's see what's on Tumblr-
Famders: #LETPATTONSAYFUCK2019
Famders: MEME FORMATS FOR DAYS
Famders: [crippling angst]
Famders: THOMAS YOUR ELBOWS ARE BEING FLAGGED
Thomas: [shuts his laptop in fear and horror]
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Roman: [kicks door open with a man with purple hair and a striped shirt wrapped around his shoulder]
Roman: SO...
Roman: I MAY HAVE ROSE THE DEAD-
Logan: ROMAN WHAT THE FUCK-
(A/N: ;3 ijustwantanegocrossoverokay-)
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Virgil, jumping on the bed: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Roman, running out the room: IM TELLING MOM AND DAD!
Virgil, stops jumping and sits: Wait, shit-
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Virgil, patting Roman's head cause he's a smol bab: You're important to me you piece of shit.
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Human au (???)
Logan: [holding back a very pissed Deceit]
Deceit: YOU COME IN HERE, IN MY HOME, AND DISRESPECT MY FAMILY, WELL GUESS WHAT HOE-
Patton: Dee nO-
Roman: [recording]
Virgil: [chanting 'fuck him up']
~~~
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
