(A/N: The cracks in this part are from the previous A/N! I'll try to put all of you guys' posts!)
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Deceit: [trying to slither across the floor]
Logan: What... On earth are you doing?
Deceit: I'm living up to what you call me. I being a snake!
Roman: [dying from laughter]
Deceit: Slither slither mother fucker.
Patton: Language!
Virgil: [recording for blackmail]
(A/N: "Slither slither mother fucker", I think I just died a bit. This one was by Talker340!)
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Virgil: [yeets Deceit's shoes] DeYEET!
Deceit: WHY?!
Virgil: Shoes are for the weak.
(A/N: I love how it implies Virgil simply does not wear shoes, nice one DarkUniStrangeKiddo!)
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Patton: Hey Deceit, have you ever tried not lying when you talk before?
Deceit: ...
Deceit: Patton you saw me do it last week-
(A/N: Oof, so much angst material, I love it. Thanks -Blxrry-Galaxy- :3)
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Deceit's on fire:
Virgil: Quick, someone pass me some water!
Patton: [passes water]
Virgil: [starts drinking water] Ha, burn bitc-
Patton: NO SWEARING IN MY CHRISTIAN ROBLOX SERVER! [Looks down at Deceit] OMG-
(A/N: Poor snek boi, someone help him. Kudos to its_lit_ (oml I just noticed your name I'm dying))
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Virgil: [struggling to retrieve items from the top shelf]
Patton: Do you want me to get it for you?
Virgil: [gasps] HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE VERTICALLY CHALLENGED!
Patton: [laughs] Okay then.
Moments later:
Virgil: [defeated sigh] Help meeee!
(A/N: Same Virgil. Thank you manocchio-noble!)
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Thomas is sitting on his sofa, looking bored:
Do you ever look at someone and wonder, 'what is going on inside their head?'
Cut to this:
Virgil, chasing Roman: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-
Roman: [screams]
Logan, sighing and looking at Patton who was managed to burn half of the kitchen down: How?
Patton: [shrugs]
Deceit and Remy: [aggressively making out on the couch]
(A/N: Did I do good GabbyFarmer5?)
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Thank you for 14k+ reads!!! ❤💛💚💙💜 ~ Jay
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
