Virgil: I am the 1930's.
Patton: How?
Virgil: The Great Depression.
Patton: VIRGIL, I SWEAR-
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Patton: Why are you angry at Virgil?
Logan: He keeps making words up.
Virgil: Whomst've.
Logan: STOP.
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Virgil, drunk: hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend!
Roman: Virge, we've talked about this-
Virgil, tearing up: no way, no way, I think you need a new one-
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Virgil: That seems like too much work, I'm not doing it.
Also Virgil: WHY DIDN'T I DO THIS SOONER IT'S DUE SOON I'M GOING TO FAIL-
(A/N: Tbh this is me.)
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
