Deceit: The only thing hetero about me is my heterochromia.
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Virgil: [Picks up a gift that says "To Virgil, From Deceit"]
Virgil: A gift?
Deceit: [nods]
Virgil, hesitantly: For me?
Deceit: [nods again]
Virgil, opening the gift: Okay...
Virgil: [Pulls out a teddy bear that has its head ripped off with stuffing falling out of it]
Everyone: [Horrified and stunned silence]
Deceit: [Smiles]
Virgil: ... Thank you?
(A/N: He's trying.)
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Roman, skipping into the living room: It's beginning to look a lot like Bitchmas-
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Patton: [Recording Virgil who is staring out a window at the hard pouring rain]
Virgil, absentmindedly: An accurate representation of my emotions.
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Patton: [High-pitched screaming]
Logan: Patton, calm down.
Patton: [Monotone screaming]
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Cat: Meow!
Virgil: You sly bastard! I never would've thought of that!
Roman: Can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?
Logan: Knowing him it may be both.
Deceit: I vote both.
~~~
Hey guys! I'm very thankful for the last chapter, you guys are so nice! Everyone kept responding with 'all of them' when I asked which was your favorite, it honestly made me smile, a lot.
Also, for your own cracks, I'm going to make a separate chapter for them! See you guys soon! ~ Jay
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