Virgil: Time for plan B.
Logan: Technically this would be plan G.
Patton: How many plans do you have? Is there, like, a plan M?
Logan: Yes, but Roman disappears in plan M.
Roman: I like plan M.
~~~
Patton: Do you think Logan knows I like him?
Virgil: Sure, and Logan likes you too.
Patton: How do you know that?
Virgil, pointing behind him: Because he's standing behind you, blushing like an idiot.
~~~
Deceit, acting: This is a robbery, drop your pants!
Virgil: So, Deceit doesn't know how a robbery works...
Remy: What are you stealing?!
Deceit: Your virginity.
Vi+Rem: W H A T
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Roman, snickering: So, how're you doing?
Logan, his hair and clothes pink from Deceit putting pink dye in his shampoo and laundry detergent: Well, Deceit no longer exists so that's helping my mental state.
Roman: You didn't kill him, did you?
Logan: He's in a better place now.
~~~
Virgil: Okay, if Logan and Patton ask, we did NOTHING dangerous, got it?
Roman, hella sleep deprived: wE JUMPED OUT OF A WINDOW!
Virgil: SHHH! Be quiet!!
Roman, whispering: We jumped out of a window!
Virgil: [groans]
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Patton: Alright, I got a box, we're gonna put everything we hate in the box!
Thomas: Can I put Deceit in the box?
Patton: No.
Logan: Can I put Deceit in the box?
Patton: No!
Roman: Can I-
Patton: No one is putting Deceit in the box!!
Virgil: ...
Virgil: Can I forcefully shove Deceit in the box?
~~~
Deceit: Guys, guys watch this!
Deceit: [walks over to a light switch as Virgil calmly reads on the sofa]
Deceit: [switches off the light]
Virgil, startled: AHH SON OF A BITCH!
Virgil, as Deceit turns the light back on: [flips off Deceit] FUCK YOU!
~~~
Remy: What's up? I'm back.
Deceit: I... literally saw you die.
Deceit: You died. You were dead.
Remy: Death is a social construct.
~~~
Deceit: [screams]
Virgil: [screams louder to establish dominance]
Patton: Do we... Stop them?
Roman: Nope, I wanna see who wins.
Logan: I hate to say it, but I agree with Roman.
~~~
Virgil, picking up the phone: Hello, Virgil Sanders here. Who is this and how have I ruined your life?
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Sanders Sides Cracks
RandomThese are either real situations that happened to me or things that popped in my head. Cover is not mine. Warning: Swearing Dirty humor Sex jokes Tread lightly
