Twelve People, One House

Blood Week

A/N: Hello! Welcome! Just wanted to let you know this is going to be a comparably short chapter. Enjoy! Bye bye!

-Em :)

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Month: July 

Journal Entry #1:

If anyone's reading this it's probably because I, Prince Marth of Altea aka Marth Lowell, and the other men of Smash Ball House, Link Gale, Ike Greil, Lord Roy, Shulk LastNameUnknown, Robin NoLastName, and Pit are dead.

Technically, I can't die- Pit

Who cares, they'll find a way somehow- Shulk

Why are you writing everything we say?- Link

In case these are our last words- Marth. 

Anyway, this journal is shared between all of us guys, because we are sure we are going to die. Zelda and Samus have become evil. We are positive something is wrong with them. They keep asking for chocolate, Samus more then Zelda, but still. Samus is like a ticking time bomb than can explode at any moment.

Isn't that every girl?- Roy

Harsh, dude- Ike

Shut up and let me write, you simpletons!- Marth

Samus is either crying like a baby, or beating the living crap out of one of us. That's why we're all locked in in Ike's room. Zelda, while she may not show emotion, the aura around her is extremely dark. And she get's annoyed pretty easily. Like really easily. I asked her to brush my hair, and she told me to ask someone else.

Wait really?! She loves brushing your hair!- Robin

Yeah, and she flicked me off- Marth 

SHE GAVE YOU THE FINGER?!- Ike

What? No, I thought that meant she shooed me away?- Marth

No, no, Marth, it doesn't-Ike

Oh, my bad then. No, she didn't give me the middle finger, she just told me to go away-Marth

Anyway, we gotta go, I think Samus found our location because there is loud knocking on the door.

We're gonna die by the end of the week- Shulk

Let's hope it's a one-day thing- Pit

That's it for today, let's hope we don't die- Marth

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Month: July 

Journal Entry #2:

This is Robin writing, and things are worse than yesterday. Marth is currently being beaten up by Samus, and we think we lost him. We are in Link's room today. There was just a knock on the door. Must be Pit, since it's our secret knock. 

Link, go open the door- Robin

Yeah, yeah- Link

He opened the door, it's Pit.

You don't have to write every single detail, you know- Shulk

Whatever- Robin

So, we lost Marth- Pit

HELP! GUYS HELP! I'M GOING TO DIE!- Marth, from downstairs

I can still hear his voice- Pit

Dammit- Roy

I have some info though!- Pit

On what's happening to the girls? Speak!- Ike

So, Lady Palutena told me that it happens once every month- Pit, interrupted by Link

Every month?! We're going to die- Link

Well, it also happens to every girl- Pit, interrupted by Ike

Wait, wait, wait, you're saying it's going to happen to Palutena, Lucina, and Peach?!- Ike

Yep, and she didn't go into much detail, but Lady Palutena said that blood comes out of them, for the whole week- Pit

Blood's coming out of them for a whole week? Ouch, but from where?- Shulk

She didn't say- Pit

I think it's better if we don't know- Robin

Well, let's call the week whenever this happens, Blood Week- Roy

Sounds good, and we need to buy a lot of chocolate as well- Link

Yeah, we ran out of it in a day, we need to buy more- Robin

That's how we lost Marth- Roy 

Well, I'll  make the sacrifice. Marth is being beaten up by Samus, and if Zelda decides to beat me to a pulp, then you guys will be clear- Link

Zelda's in her room, just be careful with Samus, she might beat you up too- Pit

I'll go out through the sunroom, since she's beating him up in the living room- Link

Aight, good luck soldier- Shulk. Link leaves the room, Ike quickly locks the door.

Well, I think that's enough for today, will write if anything else happens- Robin