Twelve People, One House

TP, OH Short: Goddammit Roy prt 2: The Grumps

A/N:

It's not Wednesday, my dudes

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

-Em :)

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It was early morning in Casa Smash. All was quiet, peaceful, serene. And then Roy ran up to Pit to ruin it all.

"You wanna go an adventure?!" Roy asked Pit in a silly, low pitched voice.

"Um, sure," Pit grinned, already knowing where this was going.

"Really?! Well that's great! Cause I wanna go on a butthole sniffing adventure, with you! My friend Pit! COME ON!" Roy yelled. That made almost everyone start laughing. Pit even fell off his chair, gripping his stomach.

"Oh my god," Pit wheezed.

"What are doing there, knuckle head? COME ON!"

"It is true what they say about me and my friends," Shulk joined in in an old lady voice. "We like to sniff buttholes COME ON!" He finished with the silly voice. Everyone had to hold on to something because they were laughing too hard and their stomachs hurt.

"Isn't it a bit early to be quoting Game Grumps?" Link asked.

"Of course not!" Roy said. "Plus, it's a swell way to start off the morning."

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Over text:

Ike: Roy go get the milk

Roy: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenburg
R: Jesus Christ
R: Fuck dude
R: Motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit
R: CaN you belIeve this shiT

I: Bruh I just asked to get the milk

R: God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right
fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat
fuck yo shit
I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

I: wtf are you talking about man just get the damn milk

R: Motherfucking Spider-man
Spider-man
you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
I'm very tired

I: pfft okay this is funny BUT GET THE FUCKING MILK

R: No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook

I: Wait a sec this is that transcript from Game Grumps isn't it?!

R: MARK ZUCKERBERG

I: Goddammit Roy

A/N:

Is it obvious I have an unhealthy obsession with Game Grumps? Especially moments like these? Credit to them honestly they are fucking hilarious