Twelve People, One House

World One: Level One

The ladies traveled to the Mushroom Kingdome, which surprisingly wasn't that far away. They walked to the front of the castle, and a little to the right. The sun had already set, and fireworks illuminated the sky.

"This seems very 3D World," Samus said, looking around.

"That's because we're going there, see?" Peach said and pointed to the clear pipe in front of them. "Now, like my dear friend Mario says, let's-a-go!" She jumped head first into the pipe a smile on her face. The other girls sighed and closely followed behind.

"So this is what it's like to be inside a pipe," Samus said. "It makes me a little sick actually."

"Please don't throw up, we don't need that," Peach said.

"I can see your underwear," Palutena giggled.

"Pat! Don't just stare at my underwear, you perv!" Peach yelled, making Palutena giggle more.

They finally reached the end of the pipe as they all crashed down on the grassy ground. They stood up and looked around at the world. All the levels were already unlocked, and tiny.

"So they really are this small? Do we like, shrink when we go in them?" Samus asked, admiring the first level.

"Sort of, I guess," Peach said. Samus reaches out to touch it. "Wait don't-!" When she touched it, all of them were absorbed in the level, and so their adventure began.

They screamed as they fell down to the level, and groaned when they hit the hard ground. They wobbly stood up and dusted themselves off.

"Sheesh, that hurt," Lucina said while cracking her neck.

"Oh Luci please don't do that, it's disgusting," Palutena cringed.

"I suggest we get a move on," Zelda said.

"Agreed, now, let us go, and save the-" Samus proudly walked forward, but was interrupted by a goomba ramming into her. She felt herself get smaller, and when she looked at her hand, they were tiny. She looked around, and up at the other girls, three of them laughing while Zelda simply stared. "What the hell just happened to me?!" The goomba rammed into her again, killing her. She cursed a as she somehow vanished. Peach forced herself to stop laughing and jumped on the goomba before it could cause anymore problems. They saw an orange bubble come with Samus inside it. She was her normal size and looked terrified. Peach reached for the bubble and popped it, making Samus flop on the ground.

"You good, Sammie?" Peach asked, a wide smile on her face.

"That was terrifying. Everything was black, and I could hear the sounds of many Marios getting hurt. I never want to experience that again," Samus said, shaking.

"You looked so adorable, like a chibi version of yourself! And you were so small as well," Palutena said.

"Ugh, sounds disgusting," Samus gagged.

"Let's move, the guys are waiting," Lucina said, marching forwards. The others followed her closely behind. They jumped over the hill, and stopped by the mystery block. Lucina sliced an incoming goomba.

"Ladies, prepare to be kitties!" 

"I'm not sure I want that."

"Oh come on, Sam! We'll all look super cute!"

"Gimmie gimmie gimmie!" Palutena smiled. Peach hit the block five times, bells coming out of it each time.

"This is a Super Bell! Just touch them and you'll become a cat! Like this," Peach explained. She touched one of them, and as soon as she did, she had a pink cat suit on. "See? We'll all be cute!" Palutena squealed and touched a bell. She had a white cat suit.

"These don't get dirty, do they?" Palutena asked, Peach shook her head. "Good because this is adorable. Here Luci!" She threw one of the bells to Lucina, who instinctively catched it. By the time she realized, she was already in a blue suit, and on all fours.

"Dammit Palutena," Lucina said.

"I'm good, thanks," Zelda said, backing away a little.

"If I have to go through this, then so do you!" Lucina yelled and threw a bell at her.

"Screw you all," Zelda said and scratched her purple cat ears.

"Oh no, no way I'm doing-!" Peach tapped Samus with the last bell, and she had an orange cat suit and stood on all fours. "Fuck you."

"LANGUAGE!" 

"Oh shut it, goddess," Samus said. "I almost want to get hit by an enemy to get rid of this atrocity."

"Agreed," Zelda said.

"Oh,  come on! It'll be fun, now follow me!" Peach smiled and ran away. Zelda and Samus sighed in defeat as they ran after her. They scratched enemies and reached another clear pipe. They went through it and dropped on the ground, this time landing safely.

"So I still have my gun," Samus said.

"I still have my magic," Zelda said.

"I have my sword."

"And I have my shield!"

"Yep! We all get to keep one of our special abilities when we get power-ups, I have my floating ability, which unfortunately doesn't last that much."

"Interesting, well, let's keep going, we're almost at the end!" 

They ran through the fields, taking out any enemies on the way. They didn't have to collect any stars, since they were all collected already. They climbed up a wall and ran to the stair case that lead to the pole. They climbed up the stairs and jumped on the top. Since Lucina got it first, a flag with a sword appeared on the bottom, and when it reached the top while they were all at the bottom, it turned gold. They jumped off the pole, did the little dance and jumped up. They were then practically kicked out of the level, and Samus had a crown on the top of her head.

"Hahah! Looks like I killed the most people!" Samus said with a smug smile.

"Samus, we don't kill people," Peach said.

"Yet," Lucina smirked.

"Lucina! Anyway, let's not lose any more time! On to the next level!" Palutena smiled.

"YEAH!"