Twelve People, One House

Twister

Ah Twister. No not the kind you do in bed with another person. The family friendly Twister. Well sort of anyway. Really stressful to play, especially if the person (or people) playing aren't athletic. Like a lot of others.  It is also very awkward to play, since sometimes a butt can be right in front of a face. Or possibly even worse. A crot-

Almost everyone was playing on the mat, except Robin and Zelda, who, being the responsible(?) adults they are, were making dinner for the rest. Marth was judge so he sat on the couch, admiring his work of art. He wasn't really saying what the wheel said. Instead, he was saying what would get his OTPs (and side-TPs) close to each other. In other words, Ike was practically on top of Samus, Link and Peach were back to back, Palutena and Lucina were in a 69, but not really, instead they were on top of each other that way. Don't get any ideas internet. This isn't that type of story. And if you did, stop it. Get some help. Anyway, and then there was the threesome, Shulk and Pit's faces were right next to Roy's booty. They were very scared for their lives.

"Dude could you move your leg?" Link asked

"Nah brah I'm trying to win. I also can't breath in this position and I'm sure it'll make it worse if I move," Ike said, his face a slight purple color.

"Breathe, man!" Samus ordered.

"Roy your ass is right in front of my face," Shulk said.

"Not my fault, Marthy boy over there told me to put my hand there!"

"Excuse you, but it's not up to me to decide."

"I feel like that's a reference of something."

"To what?"

"I don't know."

"Cookies are ready," Robin said

"FOOD!" Palutena yelled.

"Don't you dare move!" Lucina yelled back.

"But food!"

"Food can come later."

"What do you mean food can come later? We need it to survive!"

"Is everyone hydrated?"

"Um, I'm actually a little thirsty," Peach said. "Speaking of, sister, I've got some tea to spill!"

"Tea?! Screw this then tell me!" Lucina moved a little quicker then expected, so Palutena lost her balance, and that made her fall on Lucina, which made her fall onPeach, which made her fall on Link, and so the domino effect began. By the end, they were all just a pile of sweaty people.

"Well you all lost, so I guess I win," Marth smirked.

"Oh shut up we all know you told us to get in those positions so you could see your stupid pairings together," Roy snarled.

"First, they are called ships, thank you very much, and second, I did not. That's what the wheel said!" Marth argued.

"He's lying," Zelda said.

"We know," the rest said.

"Jerks."

"If you guys don't want to eat, then we'll eat the cookies ourselves," Robin said.

"In fact, there are about three-quarters left from the original batch," Zelda said.

"FOOD!" Palutena yelled.

"Alright Sister Peach, spill the tea," Lucina said.

"Okay okay, did you see what Toad posted?" Peach asked.

"You mean the one underneath your dress?"

"He's not- I know it seems like it but- ugh, whatever, but he took a picture of my undergarments!"

"He what?! Oh my god, that's terrible! What did you do to him."

"Oh we executed him."

"What?!" Everyone spit out a piece of their cookie when she said that.

"What? Isn't that how you guys take care of prisoners?"

"No! Well, if the crime is big enough then yeah, maybe, but my god, we don't take it that far. And just because he posted a pic of your panties? Really?" Lucina asked.

Peach shrugged. "Well, he was an older one, and that's what we do with the old ones. We decapitate them and make their heads the mushrooms."

"You... you decapitate them, and make them the mushrooms that make you guys grow?! Oh my god, that's disturbing!"

"The hell happened to this chapter? We went from slight fan service to a 'solved,' gore conspiracy theory?! Sister Shane and MatPat would be happy, I think," Palutena said.

"Stop breaking the fourth wall! We already had enough the last chapter," Shulk said.

"Add another one to the list," Link sighed.

"Dammit!"

A/N: I should title this as a short since it's only around 700 words and I consider that short compared to the usual chapter lengths, but eh, whatever. Also, my profile pick rn is probably the best screenshot I've ever taken, so get used it lol.

I'm sorry I haven't updated but school is hardddddddd. The next chapter of Sins of Darkness is gonna be very short and shitty until I can actually make a good chapter, so uh yeah, prepare yourselves. It's practically gonna be a crappy summary of it or something like that, idk. Wait but some of you probably don't know what Sins of Darkness is. Ignore this in that case. I swear I didn't mean a self-promo there, it just kind of happened. However, the next segment is intentionally a self-promo because heck. Why tf not?

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