Twelve People, One House

TP, OH Short: Blood Week #2

Ahem, this is Ike writing first of all. We have lost Marth once again, and- oh there goes Robin. RIP them. And the rest soon enough. Peach and Lucina are infected this time. And it's even worse than the last Blood Week. They're acting like how Samus was.

IKE STOP WRITING AND HELP US KEEP THE DOOR SHUT DAMMIT!!- Shulk

Is Peach still pounding, wait I should rephrase that. Darn dirty minders. Ahem, is Peach still slamming her fist against the door?!-Ike- did she take Robin?

NO!! LUCINA TOOK OUT ROBIN! PRETTY SURE HE'S KOd OUTSIDE!- Roy - NOW GET YOUR DAMN FLAT ASS OVER HERE AND HELP US KEEP THE SHITTY DOOR SHUT- AH FU- The door opened and Roy was yanked outside.

RIP Roy

Well first of all I do not have a flat ass, and second, Linkle, you write down stuff in case we die-Ike

No I'm busy-Link

You're watching a video!- Ike

Yes, I am, and I would say that it's worth my time-Link

Motherfu- Okay, okay, you can watch your stupid make up tutorial while writing down stuff-Ike

I AM NOT WATCHING A MAKE UP TUTORIAL! But fine, if it'll make you two happy-Link

Um, hello. Future? This is now Link writing, Ike went to help the kiddies keep the door closed, although I'm sure Peach will just use a POW block to break it- Why is there wind suddenly? The hell...

Guys what is with the wind?- Link

Is the window open?-Pit

No, they're all clo- Link, interrupted

You guys are gonna have to come out soon- Zelda

WHAT THE HELL?! HOW DID YOU- Ike, interrupted

Doesn't matter, what does though is that you guys have to stop being childish and man up, for once- Zelda

But they will kill us!- Pit

Pit you're an angel! You can't really die because you're already dead- Ike

Hey! Respect to the dead in that case!- Pit

I'm hungry- Shulk

Shut up, Shulk- Ike

But I'm hungry! Do we have donuts?- Shulk

You wanna eat donuts... for dinner?- Link

I mean yeah! Why shouldn't I?-Shulk

I don't know, maybe the chance of getting fucking diabetes!- Link

Link, Pit is right there- Zelda

He's old enough! I think it's time we show 50 Shades of Grey to him- Link

No, still too innocent- Zelda

How about Boku no Pico?- Ike

Oh holy hell no! No one, no matter what age, deserves to see that!- Shulk

What's Boku no Pico?- Pit

You don't wanna know, really- Link

Anyway, if you want donuts you're gonna have to tho out the door and get them yourselves- Zelda- Peace out, dicks.

And she's gone.

Wait did she just call us dicks?! WTF... we are very nice people!

Link! You're coming with me- Shulk

What why do I have to come with you?!- Link

Because you're the "macho man," well, it it's really Ike but you're close enough- Shulk

Well ouch, my pride, and second, fine, but if you get us in trouble, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you- Link

Ha ha, Liam Neeson reference, how original, clap clap, now c'mon! I want donuts!- Shulk

Wait you two are seriously gonna leave me here?!- Ike

Um, yeah- Link

I DONT WANNA BE ALONE WITH THOSE IN THE OTHER SIDE!- Ike

Um, I'm still here!- Pit

"Those?" Really bro?- Shulk

Those are not our girls, those are monsters that have possessed them for a weeks time. They are devils!- Ike

Pit, look out after Ike while we're gone, wanna make sure he doesn't go insane and... kill... someo- I mean something- Link

Yes Sir!- Pit

Alright Shulk, let's go- Link

Okay, let me just grab my swo- Shulk, interrupted

IIIIIKKEEEE!! CHOCOLATE!! DID YOU EAT MY CHOCOLATE?!- Peach, from downstairs. We all turned our heads and glared at him. He gave us an awkward smile and oh boy was he sweating.

Ike?- Shulk

I was hungry!- Ike

YOU MOTHERFU- Link, interrupted by the door smashing down on Ike and- OH SHIT PEACH IS RIGHT HERE WITH A FRYING PAN WE'RE YELLING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS- OHMYGODDESSESHELP!!!

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Here's Peachy!

A/N: I'm sowwwwwyyyyyy.... I'm really sorry I haven't been posting but uuuuggggghhhh. School sucks! Anyway, I think it's kind of obvious that now there won't be sort of daily updates, instead probably more weekly, so yeah. Also writer's block is a biiiiitch. Now is when you guys could comment anything you wanna see the squad do, it'd be very helpful. Not saying you have to though! Anyway, have a nice day, hope you enjoyed this chapter, bye bye!

-Em :)

PS: we have off tomorrow so I might (no promises) update this, and again, I'm sorry for Sins of Darkness but that's gonna take a while. Bye bye!