OLLIE
"You betcha I am, Tabby Cat! And you'll be right there with us, for sure. Cos I'll need all the help I can possibly get to drag her down that aisle" He responded with a massive smile.
When the room erupted, Norman leaned back in his chair. Placed his hands behind his head and blew another big kiss in my direction.
Glaring at him I lean back in my seat, cross my arms and shake my head decisively....
"No fucking way, you fuckboi!" I mouth.
"Yes....fucking way!" He mouthed back, nodding his head in all seriousness now.
My head nearly explodes 😤🤯
"That's not what flower girls do, silly. We walk in front of the bride, throw petals and stuff. Why would I have to drag Ollie?" Tabitha rushed in when there was a gap in the hubbub.
Cameras swing from her to Norman.
"Cos I've been a big, dumb Doofus for nearly ten years. Made Ollie sad....and mad. So, she mightn't want to marry me. So that's why you gotta help out....Ok?"
"Ok. But you could just say you're sorry, you know. That's what my Dad does to Mommy when he's made her mad. Oh....Oh....you have to put on a sad puppy dog face too. And say 'I wub you, Ollie'...."
"Yeah, just like that!"
She exclaimed excitedly as Norman made goo-goo eyes at me. Put on a wobbly pout as he mouthed once more....
"I'm sorry, Ollie....I wub you!"
My teeth are busy grinding their enamel right off as everyone laughs at him.
"Nup! Didn't work, Tabby Cat. Does your Dad have better luck with it than me?" He asked with an exaggerated sigh.
"Most of the time. Mommy just calls him a dickhead. Then they grab each other's butts....and suck face for a while" Tabitha muttered the last bit in disgust, screwing up her nose.
"Oh, my God!" Elspeth groaned as my head dropped into my hands, eyes slamming shut.
When I peep up again? Andy and Greg are in absolute hysterics. But then....they aren't the only ones.
"Don't knock it until you try it, kiddo. Take it from me....things like that are pretty darned awesome" Norman managed to gasp out.
Elspeth dug into her handbag and handed over a card while whispering....
"This is my cell, Ollie. You call and let me know your decision about tonight. That little terrorist's bed is all yours for as long as you want it, sweety. I'm dumping her butt at the Lost and Found counter on the way out!"
When the hilarity died down again, Norman grinned at Tabitha.
"Thanks for the advice, sweetheart. I'll be making those apologies plus a whole lot more....you can count on it. I'll see you with your Mom and Dad at the wedding....Ok?"
"Have to warn you, though. There'll be face-sucking, butt-grabbing and a whole lot more going on for sure."
He sent her another wink and two thumbs up. Tabitha gave everyone a smirking grin at her 'job well done'. And was then relieved of the microphone.
I slouch down in my seat. Pulling my cap even lower and tucking my chin into my chest when I notice the cameras zooming in.
"Hun? You make a run for it as soon as they finish this up. My offer of the bed is genuine. But that gorgeous lump of stupid is so far gone in love with you? I'm pretty sure that his apologies for whatever he's screwed up between you....will be sincere."
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From Tokyo With Love - A Norman Reedus Fanfic Romance
FanfictionSemi-mature. Completed. When two strangers are thrown together, the cherry blossoms fly. Norman is a free spirited man of the world. Whilst Ollie is a fledgling, still learning how to fly. Will this be just another holiday romance....destined to fad...
