friends with benefits

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hello hi

im new here my name is estaban julio ricardo montaya de la rosa ramirez??

jk its steph (hexrtless)

okay so let me tell you guys a story ((its about me LOL))

there once was a boy lets just name him bob. so bob thought for some frickin reason that estaban julio ricardo montaya de la rosa ramirez (aka steph) was attractive for some reason???

maybe he was blind or had acid in his eyes i rlly dont know?

but steph thought that he was cute so she was like ayy papi lemme get your #

OMG IM SO JUST KIDDING I DIDNT DO THAT LOL

STILL GOT HIS NUMBER THO HAHAHAHHA

anyways

bob and steph eventually became friends and they started to fool around (NOT TO MUCH OKAY JUST KISSING AND WHAT NOT)

but they're just friends

JUST FRIENDS OK

and bob is so cute that he makes me WANT TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE LIKE I CANT EVEN WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME

let me tell you right now having a friends with benefits might be the best descision I HAVE EVER MADE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE NEXT TO TRYING THE COOKIE MONSTER ICECREAM AT SALLYS ICECREAM SHOP DOWN HERE BY THE BEACH

anyways!!!!!

there are pros and cons obvi BUT RIGHT NOW IM LIVING LIFE

jk i watch supernatural all day im such a loser oops

anyways lemme get down to buisness

wtf is this thing that when you have a fwb "one if you will end up developing feelings for the other"

whoever made this theory up needs to be pushed off a cliff because i hope that isnt true

DO YOU HEAR ME I BLOODY HOPE THAT THEORY IS WRONG

WRONG!!!

bc i dont plan on developing any feelings like wtf im already sexually frustrated bc dean winchester and 5sos and now you're telling me that i may develop feelings for someone who actually is my age?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?

YOU MUST HAVE FIFTY SHADES OF OVER THE HILL MESSED UP

alright this was a rlly word rant but it was my first one so just shut up

adios you corn on the cob motherfuckers

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