formal

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hello hi

its steph and its story time

so there once was a boy who i will name bitch bastard and then there was a girl named queen (aka me) and another girl that we'll call owl (this is because she looks like a fucking owl ok)

so i got asked to formal by my best friend (bitch bastard) and let me tell you that there were tons of rumors about us before like we went on this field trip and someone came up with this rumor that we were holding hands and flirting and the owl got pissed off because they were dating at the time

AND HE SPREAD THE RUMOR HIMSELF LIKE WTF HE WAS ACTING LIKE HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON!!!! (I DIDNT FIND THIS OUT UNTIL LIKE SCHOOL WAS OVER)

so anyways

formal was coming soon which is a dance for the eighth graders kinda like prom but way smaller and such

so anyways he asked me after him and his girlfriend broke up and i was like yeah sure why not

so at formal we ended up kissing

THREE FUCKING TIMES !!!!!!

and this bitch

THIS FUCKING BITCH BASTARD WENT AND GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH OWL TWO DAYS LATER

LIKE WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS??!?!??!?! WE WERE HAVING SUCH FUN FLIRTING AND BEING ALL CUTE AND THEN THAT

like seriously he basically fucking used me to have a date?!?!??! what the fuck is your problem you bitch

AND I ACTUALLY ENDED UP LIKING HIM TO LIKE WTF EVEN IS THAT

he my friends are one of the reasons i chose to become heartless

like wtf even my best friend told me that bitch bastard told her he really liked me so i obviously thought maybe me and him rlly did have a chance

but now i was like his second fucking option

our friendship was completely torn apart and everything but i ended up forgiving him and we went back to friends

and then during the first month of summer he decided to fucking text me telling me he still liked me and all that shit AND HE WAS STILL DATING OWL I WAS LIKE WTF

and he was like im gonna break up with her and all

BUT HE NEVER FUCKING DID

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKERY SQUARED IS THIS LIKE PLZ JUMP OFF A CLIFF INTO A PIT OF FAN GIRLS BECAUSE THEY WILL MOB YOU I CAN PROMISE YOU THIS

anyways

yeah he was an asshole who fucking led me on and all that so he can go shove a pineapple down his throat so yeah :-)

stephs out

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