Hello everyone, guess who's back?
It's Hayley.
You probably wouldn't get that since I'm probably the most irrelevant person on this account.
Anyway, it's story time. And my story is going to be in all caps because it's been a week since this incident has happened and I'm still pissed.
ANYWAY, I DECIDED TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND INVITE ONE OF MY FRIENDS WITH ME TO WWA BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING DOWN TO THE WIRE AND WE HAD AN EXTRA TICKET.
SO IM JUST GOING TO CALL THIS PERSON ASHLEY SINCE SHE THINKS SHES THE FEMALE VERSION OF ASHTON. (IM BEING FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, SHES EVEN TWEETED HIM SAYING HER FRIENDS CALLED HER THAT. THEYRE FUCKING NOTHING ALIKE.)
SO ANYWAY ASHLEY LOVED 1D AND I THOUGHT SHE WOULD LOVE THEM SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO EVEN WORRY ABOUT HER LIKING 5SOS. BIG MISTAKE. 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE SHOW SHE THINKS SHES ONE OF THE BIGGEST FANS EVER AND SAYS THEYRE HER FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER. I HAD ONLY ASKED HER A WEEK BEFORE AND SHE HAD NO IDEA WHO THEY WERE.
SO WE GO TO WWA AND ASHTON WAS WEARING AN ACDC SHIRT. AND ALL OF SUDDEN SHE WANTS AN ACDC SHIRT FOR THE SECOND NIGHT SO THEY CAN BE TWINNING.
ALSO, THE ONLY SONGS SHE KNEW WERE SLSP, AMNESIA, HEARTBREAK GIRL, AND TEENAGE DREAM. SHE DIDNT KNOW FUCKING BESIDE YOU EVEN.
(THIS IS VERY SPACEY SO SORRY)
SO THE NEXT DAY WE WENT SHOPPING AND OF COURSE SHE BUYS AN ACDC SHIRT. I DIDNT KNOW AT THE TIME THAT SHE HAD NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK THEY WERE.
WHEN WE GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL, MY STEP DAD ASKED HER IF SHE KNEW ANY SONGS BY THEM AND I SHIT YOU NOT, SHE JUST SHRUGGED AND SAID NO. I JUST ABOUT PUNCHED HER IN THE FACE.
AND AFTER WWA, WE GOT IN A FIGHT ABOUT IT AND I HAD BOUGHT A DEF LEPPARD SHIRT THAT DAY AND SHE JUST GOES, "I BET YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE."
SHES LUCKY SHE DIDNT COME HOME WITH A BLACK EYE.
I KNOW MY FUCKING MUSIC. MY PARENTS HAVE GOTTEN ME INTO PINK FLOYD AND THE STONES AND ACDC AND DEF LEPPARD SINCE I WAS A KID, I DONT FOLLOW BAND MEMBERS TO MAKE ME LOOK COOL.
SHE TOLD ME TO MAKE HER A LIST OF BANDS 5SOS ARE INTO SO SHE CAN START LISTENING TO THEM. AND SHE SAID SHE WOULD START LISTENING TO ACDC BECAUSE OF ASHTON. I WILL WRITE THAT LIST WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN GIVING AWAY MY SECRETS LIKE BUSTED AND MCFLY AND GREEN DAY AND BLINK.
MORAL OF THE STORY: DONT COPY BANDMATES AND FLAT OUT SAY THAT YOU DO AND KNOW YOUR FUCKING BAND SHIRT
