calma flor

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\\ double rant whoop \\

a lot of you are gonna be really confused by the title but don't worry i'll explain

calma flor is a portuguese expression and it means take it easy flower

ik you english people don't use this expression but we tugas do, and lemme say...it's really annoying

for example, you're really pissed off at someone and you're slaying them and all of the sudden they say calma flor (take it easy flower)

you can imagine the salt levels, it's like you wanna kick their head but you can't, because apparently you can kill someone like that even though that's the fucking point

and sometimes it can make you laugh but you get more pissed off because it made you laugh.

on the other side when i say it or when i hear someone say it to another dude..or dudette (wtf) i just feel sassy.

so if your friends don't know portuguese you should say that when they're literally all over your grill and you just don't care.

so calma flores and jinxx is out

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