i pooped glitter

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wassup, jinxx in da building

so i want you to take the tittle literally, but not too literally, meaning, glitter...but no poop

so i'm cleaning my bedroom, and i was like

uh let's drag this big box to see what's underneath

a lot of trash, as soon as i start cleaning i see this big blue line on the floor getting bigger and bigger as i drag stuff and i was like dafuq

i looked closer and it was FUCKING BLUE GLITTER

I HAVE BLUE GLITTER EVERYWHERE NOW! HOW DOES ONE CLEAN GLITTER FROM THE FUCKING FLOOR I MEAN... UGH

so, idk why i had glitter in the first place but i had it, and there was a bottle of red glitter next to it, but thank god this one didn't spilled or we would have the america flag all over my floor

i'm just sO DONE

FCK U GLITTER

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