What I Really Want To Say

Up The Creek Without a Paddle.

-Travis-

I had gotten little to no sleep and it didn't seem to bother me much. I was texting Megan before i went over to her house again to see if she needed anything. My phone buzzed and i pulled it out of my pocket to check the text.

Megan<3: Actually yes, um this is gonna be embarrasing, but can you possibly pick me up some pads??

You have got to be kidding me.

Me: how do i know which kind to get? i dont have a vagina and do you need anything else?

Megan<3: Its a little pink box. I can send you a pic of what they look like. Plz can i have some chocolate and midol too? i love youuu

I'm so whipped.

Me: um okay. ill try to get everything quickly love you too

I quickly shoved my phone into my pocket and grunted. The last thing i possibly wanted to do was buy pads. Can't chicks just like, use toilet paper and i don't know shove it up there or something?? Ugh.

Walking into the living room to grab my wallet and my keys, i bumped into Danny.

"Going to Megans?" I nodded my head.

"First i have to go to CVS or something to pick up pads and midol." I rolled my eyes. Danny laughed.

"That is gold! Can i see your wallet?"

"Why?"

"To see if your man card is still there, cause obviously it isn't. Someone's whipped!" 

"Shut the fuck up." Danny was still laughing as i walked out the door.

I pulled into a CVS and started to roam the isles. I was saving the pads for last, that way i can leave as soon as i get them. I ended up in the candy isle and grabbed some Reeses and some fancy dark caramel chocolates. Candy? Check. 

I walked past drinks and decided to get her a SunDrop, cause it was her favorite. I added it in the cart with the chocolate. 

Next, i walked into the medicine isle and found the Midol. I picked up a huge bottle, cause i didn't feel like doing this again any time soon. Midol? Check.

There were a whole bunch of movies stacked up at the end of the isle and i sifted through them. Most of them looked pretty stupid but somehow i managed to find Jackass 3. Another one of Megan's favorites. I added it to the cart. 

Last and certaintly least, i hesatantly walked into the feminine products isle. I spent a good five minutes just staring, trying to figure out which one to get. I stared at the picture on my phone and tried to pick the same one on the shelves. How do chicks do this shit? I picked one up and examined the box.

"Baking soda scented? Thats digusting.." I placed the box back on the shelf.

"On your period, Clark?" I turned around.

"Cassadee?"

"The one and only." She picked up a box and handed it to me. "Megan uses these."

"Wha- How did you do that so fast? How did you know which one?" I asked baffled.

"I'm a chick too, Travis." She looked in my cart. "Get her a heating pad too. I know she'll need it." 

"Oh, thanks." She grabbed one from the shelf behind her and threw it in the cart. "You're a lifesaver."

"It's no problem. Now go before she chops your head off." I waved and checked out all the stuff i had in the cart.

I got to Megan's house fairly quick and didn't even bother knocking on the door. Thomas waved and pointed upstairs. I nodded and started to walk.