Mission Impossible ➳ HS. AG. AU

File 36: The One with the Shower Walls

Harry

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Niall: hey grab me some food while you're out today bc we're hungry af and no one wants to feed us

Louis: who is this we that you're talking about niall

Niall: stfu louis im trying to convince harry to get us food and you're not helping at all

Louis: but we just ate

Niall: once again louis you're not helping what so ever I need more food... That shit isn't gonna fill me up im hungover I need more food

Louis: all this food is gonna go straight to your ass

Niall: idgaf im gonna get me an arse like Kim K

Louis: not without doing squats

Niall: really ???? Fuck I don't want to do anything that has to do with exercise thats so gross

Louis: duh you're not blessed like I was , my ass is perfect

Niall: fuck that shit your ass isn't perfect it's just bigger than most

Louis: no it's actually perfect

Niall: noooooooooo ya thought

Louis: where tf is harry I need my backup he knows this shit

Niall: should I ask why

Louis: no

My head hurts from all these messages, I was never a big fan of being caught in the middle of a group message - there was no way out of it.

I was sitting in the other room with the other lads while I waited for Ariana to get out of the shower. It was quiet, they were all still sleeping and I was able to find a place on this massive couch in this room.

I noticed how they all sleep incredibly close to each other, nearly cuddling one another and I laughed. Ashton was out of this picture though, him and Abigail were sharing the couch on the opposite side of this room.

Louis: harrrrryyyyyyyy

Niall: harrrrryyyyyyyy

Me: wtf go away you guys

Louis: HES ALIVE

Me: no shit I was trying to ignore you guys but you're just annoying af and I wanted to let you know that

Niall: all this love going around

Me: stfu I wanna punch the both of you right now you can bet that I won't be bringing any of you food back

Niall: IM INNOCENT DONT BRING ME INTO THIS I DID NOTHING WRONG

ME: you're the one that started this group message obviously you did everything wrong

Niall: but I love you

Louis: bitch back off hes mine

Me: w h a t is happening

Louis: we're about to battle for your undying love tell him that you already choose me

Niall: duck off louis hes mine

Louis: quack quack go back to the zoo they miss you

Niall: yeah harry was my biggest fan there too he took me home from there