The tiki bar was so cool, it was like a straw roof, open, on the beach, they had torches lighting up the place and the outside, music playing, and they even served some of the drinks in coconuts and pineapples like the stereotypical Hawaiian based films. It was awesome. We got a table and started looking over the menu
"What do you want to drink babe?"
"I'll get a pina colada!" I said excitedly, I wanted to drink out of my fancy coconut.
"Okay" he chuckled "I'm going to go order at the bar"
"Okay babes"
I watched him stand at the bar waiting for the bartender to take his order. One of the girls that was sitting at the bar put her hand on his arm as she tried talking to him, he slid his arm over so she wasn't touching him, she leaned closer pushing her chest out and continued trying to touch him. I felt angry. Like angry to the point that I wanted to rip her face off. He finally flagged down the bartender and ordered our drinks. Now I'm wishing I went with just a few shots or something because a pina colada is a bit complex and now Jimin is going to be standing next to that twat for another few minutes. Not once did Jimin talk to her. He didn't say a word, but it didn't stop her from pursuing him. When the bartender placed our drinks on the counter she took money out of her purse and put it down on the bar before Jimin could pay. I heard him tell her he has a girlfriend, she laughed and winked at him. He thanked her for the drinks and came back to the table, instead of sitting across from me now, he decided to move his chair and sit next to me.
"That bitch was weird, but she paid for our drinks"
"I saw"
"Don't rip her face off, let's enjoy ourselves okay?"
"How did you know? Ya know what, whatever" I laughed and started drinking my colada. Talk about heaven. Holy hell. Someone came to take our food order and we sat there talking and enjoying our drinks while we waited for our food. I looked up and saw a woman enter the bar, she was wearing traditional Hawaiian grass skirt, and a coconut bra, she must be one of the dancers. Her long black hair came to her ass, and her body was absolutely stunning. Holy hell. I was drooling over this girl.
"Babe" I patted his thigh "do you see that girl?"
"Yeah, why?"
"God she's fucking beautiful"
"She is pretty" he nodded "wait...are you checking her out?"
"Yes" I nodded
"Wow, right in front of me?" He over dramatically patted his chest like he was hurt
"At least I'm honest about it"
We both laughed
"It doesn't make you uncomfortable right?"
"No, why would it? Its human nature. Plus, I know you're mine, looking and touching are two different things"
I kissed him. I'm glad he accepts me for who I am, and we have a mutual understanding and trust. The lady came back with our food and we started eating as soon as it hit the table. The girl at the bar kept staring at our table, I wanted to punch her.
"Babe, I'm gonna go get more drinks from the bar"
"Okay, instead of a pina colada can you get me six shots of fireball?"
"That many!?"
"I'll be fine. Plus, it's less trips you have to make to the bar"
"Ooooh I see, my baby is still angry" he smiled
"No" I huffed. He kissed me while he laughed and then he got up and walked over to the bar. He tried to find a different place to stand but unfortunately he was stuck next to TouchyBitch again. Fuck.
This time when he walked up and waited for the bartender she rubbed her hand down his back, he tensed up under her touch I heard him raise his voice and in english he said
"I told you I have a girlfriend please stop touching me"
The bartender walked up, he placed his order and the bartender asked him if everything was okay, he nodded and told him "she won't leave me alone" the bartender had her escorted out of the bar for being a nuisance and he gave Jimin an extra shot of my fireball for free. I smiled at her as she walked out of the bar, she gave me a dirty look and I felt accomplished. Haha TouchyBitch. I win. When Jimin came back to the table he sat down and sighed
"I didn't want her kicked out, I just wanted her to leave me alone"
"I wanted her kicked out. Stupid bitch"
He laughed at my reaction as I downed two shots of the liquor.
"Am I going to see you drunk for the first time?"
"Maybe, I'll warn you though. I can either get overly happy, overly sad, or overly horny. There's no inbetween"
"I could manage with any of the three..but I'm hoping for the first or last option" he smiled "especially the last option" he smirked and winked at me as he sipped on his rum and coke. I felt myself get hot and I wasn't sure if it was from the alcohol or his words. After I finished all of my shots I felt the alcohol taking over. I was loopy as fuck. I guess we're going with the first option?
"Babbbbbyyyyyyy I wanna walk on the beach!" I slurred out as I bounced in my seat
"Okay, let me pay for our food and we can go"
"Psssssssssshhhhhhhh hurry up!" I laughed as I swayed in my seat, he laughed at me as he walked away, he came back and helped me stand up. Bad idea. I laughed obnoxiously as I almost fell back into my chair
"Ooops. There's a chair there"
"You were sitting in the chair all night" he laughed.
We walked out of the bar hand in hand
"Babe look! There's the hot girl from earlier!!" I shouted. Oops.
"Ssssh baby, oh my god" he laughed his ass off "come on, let's walk on the beach back to the house"
"I wanna watch the hot girl dance though" I pouted
"You're speaking half English half Korean, you're definitely wasted"
"Psssh let me live my life" I giggled "put music on your phone!" I squealed, he pulled out his phone and started playing music.
"Better?"
"Yes! Can we walk in the water!?"
"If you hold my hand, sure. I don't want you to go too far into the water while you're drunk"
"Awwwww you're so cute!" I cooed and booped his nose
"You're so drunk"
"I know" I laughed and dragged him over to the water, I kicked my shoes off before I put my feet in the water. Like literally, kicked them out of existence. I giggled as we walked along the water, it wasn't cold and it felt so good on my feet.
"We live on front porches and swing life away, we get by just fine here on minimum wage, if love is a labor I'll slave til the end. I won't cross these streets until you hold my haaaaaand" I was slurring and singing
"That's not the song that's playing" he laughed
"I know! But issss my favorite..swing life away!!"
"Noted, it sounds cute"
"You're cute!" I giggled making him laugh
"Jimin" I said really serious
"What?"
"Can I tell you somethinnn?"
"Of course"
"Can you promise not to be mad?" I pouted
"What is it baby?" He stopped walking making me stop, he stood in front of me
"Uh uh, you have to promise not he mad" I shook my head really fast making myself dizzy
"I won't be mad, just tell me" I felt his body tense
"Nooooo I'm scared you'll leave me" I started to get upset
"Did you cheat on me?"
"No!!! Fuck no!!! I would never!!!" I stomped my foot
"Then I won't leave you" he smiled
"Everyone always leaves, its okay" I shrugged and went to walk away but he stopped me
"I won't"
"You might after I tell you I'm in love with you, but I don't think I should tell you because I don't want you to leave" I started to get upset, Jimin just stood there smiling like a weirdo "I just love you so much it sucks. It makes me feel sick to my stomach, like every time I'm around you I want to throw up or I get sweaty its gross. Even when you're just existing I want to lock you in my basement and keep you forever so no one else can see you and fall in love with you because I'm the only one allowed to be in love with you. Those stupid bitches. But if I tell you that then you'll think I'm weird and really want to leave. So I'll think of a way to tell you that isn't weird. Maybe when I'm not scared you'll leave me. Which will probably be never. Especially the basement bit..that's weird right?"
"It is weird" he nodded and smiled
"See? So how can I look at you and be like 'hey I'm in love with you and wanna lock your adorable self in my basement and spend everyday with you' god I'd run away" I laughed really really loud "so, I'm not going to tell you yet" I put my finger to my lip "sssshhhhhh"
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