My Fat Ass Self a Park Jimin ff/smut 18+

Chapter 27

The next day I woke up hearing music coming from his living room, I walked out of the bedroom and found him dancing in the kitchen as he cooked breakfast, I smiled watching him as he moved around the kitchen 
"Just wait until you wake up to that every morning" Jungkook said from behind me making me jump 
"At least I won't have to wake up to you every morning" 
"Wow...rude. Do you know how many women beg to see this face in the morning?"
"Only because they've never seen your bed hair or smelled your morning breath" 
"fuck you" he said back as we started laughing 
"My question is what are you doing with Kookie that makes your faces close enough to smell his morning breath?" Jimin asked as he raised an eyebrow and handed me a cup of coffee, I sat down at the table laughing 
"You don't have to be close to smell that" I said as I took a sip of my coffee
Jimin started laughing his ass off 
"You know at first I was sad you guys were moving but now I hope you guys leave today instead of in a few days" Jungkook said with a pout 
"You don't even live here though, you're just always here" I laughed 
"So?" He shrugged 
"Plus, you know all of you guys are more than welcome to come over" I said with a smile 
"You might not want to tell him that, we'll never get rid of him" Jimin said taking a seat at the table while handing out plates of food for Jungkook and I. Jimin doesn't usually do the cooking so I was excited to not have to do it this morning, I started bouncing in my seat doing my little excited dance that I do in my seat until Jimin started chuckling 
"What?" I asked defensively 
"You're just too cute sometimes. I love when you do that"
"Do what?"
"The happy dance in your chair, its cute" Jungkook spoke up before Jimin could answer me
"Sometimes I feel like we're in some weird polyamorous relationship"  I rolled my eyes and sipped my coffee before taking a bite of my breakfast 
"I don't reap the benefits though that's for damn sure" Jungkook sighed rolling his eyes making Jimin and I laugh 
"Sorry Kookie, maybe one day" I joked
"I think the fuck not" Jimin said sternly making Jungkook and I laugh harder 
"He knows I'm kidding" I rolled my eyes still smiling as we ate breakfast 
"We have to start packing so we can get the movers to take everything to the new house" Jimin said as he wiped his face 
"Oh god.. I'm not looking forward to moving everything, what do I do with Mrs Han's stuff in the attic?" I asked finishing my coffee
"Bring anything you want...are you going to be okay selling her house?"
"I will be.." I looked down and fiddled with the sleeves of my pajamas 
"Baby, you don't have to do this" 
"I want to, and it's for the best" I looked up and smiled 
"I'm so happy for you guys, we need to have a huge party after you guys get settled" Jungkook chimed in smiling wide 
"Huge?" I raised my eyebrow 
"Yes" 
"Ehh I don't know kook...Sarah and I aren't really party people..maybe just our group" 
"You guys are no fun..remember all the parties we used to go to?" He wiggled his eyebrows at Jimin making Jimin chuckle and shake his head 
"I'd rather sit in my pajamas watching movies with Sarah than go to a party" 
What's that supposed to mean? I can party and be a good time, does he think I'm that boring? Fuck that. I'm not sure why I was taking his words so personally but it left me feeling a bit pissed off
"I say we do it. Fuck it why not? We'll have the room won't we?" I asked 
"Well yeah, it's a pretty big house. But are you sure you'd want to throw a huge party?"
"Why not? I haven't partied in a long time. I could use a good party" 
"If you say so" he said as he stood up taking the dishes to the sink, I looked at Jungkook and he was looking at me confused so I just shrugged my shoulders and acted like I didn't care Jimin sounded defeated. 
"I guess I'll shower and then head to my house to start packing, Joonie is going to come help me out for a bit" 
"Okay love, want me to join you?" 
"That's up to you but I think Joonie is feeling jealous that you're stealing all of my time" 
"That's not what I was referring to" he smiled
"Oh..OH! Yeah of course my love" I smiled and turned red 
"gross" Jungkook laughed "I'm heading home, you two enjoy your shower" 
"Bye kookie" I waved as he stood up and left 
"Bye guys!" He yelled before shutting the front door 
"Ready?" I asked standing up from the table 
"Yes ma'am" he replied shutting off the sink, we went upstairs to the bathroom and I started the water to warm it up while Jimin got our towels and rags, we started taking our clothes off when he decided to strike up a conversation 
"So..a huge party?" He asked while I was taking my pants off
"Sure, why not?" I shrugged 
"How come you seemed annoyed when I said I'd rather just spend time with you instead?"
"I didn't" I furrowed my brows and stepped into the shower, Jimin followed me in and we stood under the water 
"You did, and you sound more annoyed now" 
"I'm not Jimin, just drop it. Hand me the shampoo please?" 
He handed me the bottle
"Babe.. you're easy to read remember? Something is wrong and I'm not sure what I said wrong.. I don't mind having a party I just would rather keep it small or just me and you" 
I rolled my eyes as I rubbed the shampoo into my hair 
"You didn't say anything wrong" I said sounding annoyed. Yo what the fuck Sarah, check your attitude, most girls would be excited their man doesn't want to party. I don't even like parties so what the fuck do I care? 
"Okay" he said sounding pissy which pissed me off even more
"Okay" I said back as I scrubbed myself down with soap
"Whatever" he said as he started rinsing off 
"Whatever" I mocked as I stole the shower head rinsing myself off, he looked over at me biting the inside of his cheek, something he does when he's irritated.. this is just the first time he's done it towards me, when I was rinsed I handed him the shower head and got out of the shower wrapping the towel around myself and walking to the bedroom, I was looking through my clothes trying to find something to wear in the pile of clothes I kept at his house, I heard Jimin walk in but neither of us spoke. Is this going to be our first fight? Over something stupid? Fuck. 
"Babe?" I asked in a soft voice 
"Hmm?" He hummed in response not looking at me
"Are you okay?" Please be okay. I don't want to fight. I don't want him to leave me. I didn't mean to get pissed off or offended. 
"I'm fine" he said annoyed 
Here we go. 
"you don't sound fine" 
"Well I am"
"Are you sure?"
"Sarah, enough. I don't know what pissed you off but now I'm pissed off and I have no idea how to fix it right now so just give me a minute I'm fine. You didn't want to talk about it and now I don't either" 
"Fuck it then" I mumbled and started getting dressed 
"Yup. Fuck it then" he mumbled 
"Excuse me?"
"You're excused" he quipped as he got his underwear on. Oh hell no. 
"Wow, I didn't know I was dating a child" I rolled my eyes 
"Oh? I'm the child?"
"Yup. Looks like" 
"Okay Sarah" 
"Okay Jimin" I finished putting my clothes on, I slipped my shoes on and went downstairs before Jimin was done getting dressed. I didn't want to fight but now I was extra pissed so I grabbed my keys and left. I was going to go home and pack and give us a few hours to breathe so we could talk it out later, but he called me. I hit the button on my steering wheel answering the call 
"Hello?"
"Why did you leave?"
"I figured I'd get started on packing and give us a few hours apart so we could breathe and then talk about why we're both pissy today" 
"Fair enough, are you okay to drive right now?"
"I'm annoyed not neurotic" 
"Okay babe..and I'm sorry" 
"Me too.. it's so stupid. I got offended when you said you'd rather stay home with me in our pajamas.. I felt like you think I'm boring or not a good time or something" 
He laughed. He laughed so hard he started coughing. 
"Now you're laughing at me? What the fuck?" I sped up my car as I was heading home trying not to be as frustrated as I was. 
"Baby, of course I think you're fun and a good time. I love you. I'm not the partier I used to be and neither are you. I want to spend all of my free time with you that's all I meant. Would it have sounded better if I said I'd rather spend my time with Sarah in our jeans or business attire?" He chuckled, I realized just how fucking stupid I am sometimes. Not everything is negative. 
"No.. I guess not" I sighed as I eased up on my gas pedal 
"I'm sorry I got so irritated.. I just get frustrated when I don't know why you're upset because I just want to fix it and I never want to be the reason you're sad baby especially after everything that just happened" 
"I'm sorry too.." I sighed out "I wish I didn't take things so personally especially when there's no real reason to ya know? I'm sorry I took it out on you" 
"Its okay baby, I'll forgive you" 
"Bitch you better" I laughed and he chuckled 
"I'll let you slide on that one. However I didn't even get a kiss goodbye" 
"I'm sorry.. I just thought I was doing the right thing because I didn't want to fight" 
"I know, it just felt weird" 
"I know, I feel the same way but I'll give you extra kisses later when I come back" 
"Promise?"
"Yes" 
"Okay, I love you. Be safe and have fun with Joon" 
"I love you too, I'll see you in a few hours" 
We ended the call as I was pulling into my driveway, I unlocked my door and walked in to see Joon laying on my sofa naked with some random girl half dressed 
"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!" I screamed waking them both up
"Sarah?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes 
"Who the fuck is she and why are you in my house with another woman? How dare you cheat on me! And in my own home!!" 
He looked over at the girl that looked like she was going to shit herself 
"Oh my god baby I'm so sorry!" He jumped off the couch and came walking towards me "it was an accident I didn't mean to" 
"What about the kids? Where are they while you were fucking some random girl in our home?"
"Your brother has them.. I'm so so sorry baby" he wrapped his arms around me and whispered Thank you in my ear so she couldn't hear. This is a little skit he and I have practiced for when he has a one night stand and doesn't want them calling him again. If he likes the person he'll just laugh and call me out on my lie. If he doesn't...well..
"No! I'm fucking pregnant again and I was so fucking excited I came home early to tell you and this is what I walk in on? How could you!! I want a fucking divorce! Fuck you!" I shoved him slightly as I started fake sobbing holding my face and he almost laughed 
"I'm so sorry! He told me he was single!" She spat out as she collected her clothes off of my living room floor 
"You lying bastard! You destroyed our family!" I yelled before stomping off
"Baby wait! I'm sorry! Please forgive me Sarah I didn't mean to, it meant nothing!" He yelled as I turned the corner to stand in the hallway, I heard her yell at him before she slammed the front door in his face, I lost it I was laughing so hard 
"I fucking love you!" He said to me as he was laughing his ass off sliding his underwear on 
"Get dressed you nasty" 
"What's it look like I'm doing? you asshat"
"For fucks sake" I shook my head and laughed "I missed you Joonbug, I feel like I haven't seen you in years" 
"It's only been a few days, and if you hadn't pulled that disappearing act it wouldn't have been so long" he rolled his eyes as he finished getting dressed
"I know, I couldn't help it though" 
"I know" he smiled reassuringly at me "you sure you're ready to move in with him?"
"I want to say no, and try to run away..but yes. I want to be with him and if this is what he wants then I'll do it" 
"You can't do it for him though, you have to do it for you too ya know?"
"I know" I smiled and nodded at him "ready to start packing?"
"Not really.. I want to eat first" 
"Fiiiiine" I whined "out or in?"
"In" 
"I'm not cooking" 
"Me either" 
"Should I just order us a pizza then?"
"Come on Sarah is that even a fucking question?" He scoffed like I offended his ancestors making me laugh as I called our favorite pizza place. 
After we were done eating and goofing off we decided to turn up the music and start packing 
"Is Jimin gonna be cool with me being naked on the couch all the time?"
"Maybe?" I shrugged and then I had an idea. 
"Joon?"
"Yeah?"
"Why don't you take my house? You're here all the time anyway..it gets you out of your shitty apartment and the mortgage is less than anything else you can find. And then if I need to get away from Jimin for a bit I know I'll still have this… my home. My safe space.." 
"But.. I can't afford to buy it" he shook his head 
"I didn't ask you to buy it. I told you to take it. Just give me the mortgage payment every month and I'll keep paying it. And then eventually we'll switch it all over to your name" 
"Are you being serious?"
"Of course" I smiled.. on one hand yes I was looking out for my best friend. But I was also being selfish. I wanted to live with Jimin..but still keep my home. The only place I've ever really felt safe and like I could just be me. 
"Sarah you better not be fucking with me"
"I'm not, I'm being totally serious right now" 
"Fuck yes!" He jumped in the air "I love you so much!!!" He wrapped his arms around me squeezing me tightly while he smothered my face in kisses making me laugh
"I love you too Joonie, and you're still more than welcome at my new house"
"How the fuck did I get so lucky to have you in my life? I don't deserve such a beautiful person" 
"Okay, shut up. Too mushy" I cringed 
"Just let me be mushy, let me love you!" He squeezed me tighter while I laughed again he grabbed my face squeezing my cheeks and gave me a peck on the mouth making an over dramatic 'muah' sound, we both laughed our asses off before he finally let me go and continued packing up my house 
"Can I leave her stuff in the attic then? I'll bring some stuff with me.. but this way I know its safe" 
"Of course, but when do you think you'll be able to let it go?"
"I'm not sure.. just thinking about it makes me really emotional" 
He opened his mouth to speak but my phone rang 
"Hey babe" I answered 
"Hey! Guess what?" 
"What?"
"We officially own the house" 
"Really!!!!" 
"Yes!!! It's officially ours so once we have all of our shit packed up we can move in" 
"That's so awesome!!! I'm so fucking excited!!"
"Me too!! I can't wait for you to see it!!"
"Same! I can't wait to decorate it" 
He laughed "how's packing?"
"Great actually.. and Joon is going to take the house so I don't have to worry about selling"
"Aww that's awesome" he cooed "when are you coming back to my house?"
"I'm not sure honestly.. I guess in a few hours?" 
"Okay baby, I love you. I'll see you soon"
"Love you too!" 
We ended the call and Joon was watching me with a stupid smile on his face 
"What?" 
"Nothing.. just.. I'm happy you're so happy. You deserve so much Sarah and you always sell yourself short so watching you smile is just..breathtaking" 
I felt my face get red and hot 
"Thanks Joonie" 
"Of course babe.. I love you..you're my best friend. I want you to see yourself the way everyone else does" 
"that won't happen" I chuckled "but thank you, for everything..seriously. I don't know what I would do without you" 
"Now who's getting mushy?"
"You know what. Fuck you. I take it back" I threw a towel at him and started laughing. It felt great to spend the whole day with my Joonbug, we stopped packing up at some point and cuddled up on the couch together to watch a movie, once that was over I decided to head back to Jimin's house. Tae wanted to keep Rupert for an extra night so of course I said yes. I missed my puppers but I knew he was in good hands and with us packing and being busy I figured it might be easier to not have to walk around him or over him depending on where he decided to lay his big butt down. I pulled into Jimin's driveway and let myself into the house he was cuddled up with Jungkook on the couch, he fell asleep with his face in Jungkook's lap while Jungkook was asleep with his hand on Jimin's head. It one hundred percent looked like my boyfriend was sucking Jungkook's dick. I had to stifle my laughter while I took my phone out and snapped a picture sending it to everyone in the group chat, I decided to cook us some dinner while I let them nap. I was just about finished when I heard Jimin speak up from the doorway
"Sarah?" He said in his groggy voice rubbing his eyes 
"Hey love" I smiled at him as I stirred the food "did you guys eat dinner?"
"Not yet, we fell asleep" 
"I saw" I laughed "dinner is just about done if you want to wake up kookie" 
"Okay love" he came up behind me and wrapped his arms around me kissing my neck lightly a few times giving me a bad case of goosebumps 
"Fucking really? We're never going to hear the end of this" Jungkook said as he stormed into the kitchen "did you see what your 'baby girl' did?" 
"What?" Jimin asked as he lifted his head off my shoulder, I lost it and started laughing extra hard to the point where I snorted. Once Jungkook showed Jimin his phone Jimin started laughing out loud, he bent over hiding his face in his palms unable to control his laughing fit making me laugh harder 
"What the hell babe!?" Jimin said through his laughing fit
"I couldn't help myself! It was perfect! You guys looked so into it too!" 
"Really Sarah? Everyone is going to joke about this for the rest of our lives" Jungkook sighed and then he started chuckling "at least we know who the sub would be in our relationship" 
"You wish" Jimin rebutted as he ran his hand through his hair 
"Come eat guys..dinner is done" I smiled and put their plates on the table pretending like I was totally innocent, Jimin pulled his phone from his pocket laughing at all the things the guys were saying about the picture I sent them. All of a sudden Jungkook choked on his food and started laughing so hard he couldn't breathe and Jimin was biting his bottom lip trying not laugh
"What did you do?" I asked Jimin 
"Nothing baby" he grinned and picked up his fork eating, I looked at Jungkook and he was trying so hard to collect himself, I unlocked my phone and checked the group chat.. this douche posted a picture of me that I had no idea even existed. I was drunk as shit, my hair from before I cut it off was up in a messy bun on the top of my head, makeup running down my face, my clothes disheveled, holding an empty bottle of wine and crying over a dog adoption ad that was on tv I was pointing to the tv and my mouth was wide open mid sob. I looked a hot fucking mess and I was sitting on his kitchen floor and next to me was Rupert looking concerned, I had one shoe on and the other was in my lap like I was trying to coddle it
"What the fuck" I started laughing "I had no idea you even took this!" 
"That was the point" he started laughing "do you remember begging me to spend all of my money to save all of the baby puppies?"
"No…" I lied. Hell I'd do that shit sober. He knows it too, my love for animals is too much sometimes. We ended up in the theater room after dinner, the three of us decided to cuddle on the floor instead of sitting in the chairs while we watched a movie in our pajamas, we built a fort with pillows and blankets and it was nice to be a kid again. But we totally overdid it on candy and snacks until we all fell asleep cuddled up together on the floor, I most definitely had my face in a bag of chips and there was candy thrown all over the place. If anyone would've walked in it would've looked like a bunch of kids and crack heads had a food fight before passing out in the pillow fort.