"Everything is falling out"
"No it's not, just relax"
"Easy for you to say..holy shit balls everything is gonna fall out"
"Relax love, here hold my hand"
"No, just let me die here" I said dramatically as I curled up in the bathtub
"I have to go to work baby"
"Just go...I'll live my final moments here..alone..cold...hungry..in pain..but it's fine. You go to work"
He laughed at my dramatics "you know if I didn't have to go in I wouldn't"
"I know, and honestly I'm fine. I just need this to pass"
"I told you not to eat that left over pizza"
"Let me live my life, if your son didn't want it so bad, I wouldn't have eaten it"
"How come when he gives you trouble he's my son, but when everything is rainbows and butterflies he's your son or our son? Hmm?"
I'm eight months pregnant, currently curled up in the empty bathtub in nothing but a tshirt and I have the worst gas pains in the world. It feels like my stomach is going to rip open, and don't even get me started on the Braxton hicks. These fake ass contractions that make me feel like everything is going to fall right out of my lady bits.
"Because I said so" I smiled and then winced as the pain struck me again
"I wish I could help you" he frowned
"There's nothing you ca- HOLY FUCKING HELL" I grabbed my stomach "fuck, shit"
He tried to stifle his laugh and failed
"Just go to work, get out" I pushed on his chest
"I love you" he kissed my forehead
"Yeah yeah, love you to-FUCK"
he giggled as he left the bathroom and headed to work, I had sweat on my back and forehead, my hair was wet at this point, I was getting so aggravated by my own body and I wanted to rip my cast off and throw it at the fucking wall.
Luckily today it comes off.
Finally.
It happened.
My gas bubble finally passed and I felt some sense of relief, after a few more moments, and few more..uh..relief..I'll say. I finally felt like a new person. My Braxton hicks had even calmed down, I laid there holding my stomach and rubbing it tenderly
"You know Jax..you don't have to do this to me. And if this is any indication of how it's gonna be when you get here maybe you should just stay put and think about your actions"
He kicked my bladder
"Son of a bitch"
I got up and out of the tub, barely making it. I started to cry
"Come on Jaxson, I have stuff to do today. Can you just cooperate? Please? I'm not asking for much here" I wiped my face on my shirt "I love you but please for the love of god just chill out" I decided to take a quick hot shower before Jungkook had to pick me up for my appointment, I stood under the hot water crying my eyes out, I'm not sure why I felt so overwhelmed but between the hormones and my anger it was too hard to come down. Today was just gonna be one of those days where I want to rip someone's face off and make them eat it.
"Sarah?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm here whenever you're done"
"Okay, I just have to get dressed" I shut off the water and wiped my face off, I got dressed as quick as I could in my sweatpants and a Fall Out Boy band tee, my boobs were stretching the fabric making me feel uncomfortable but I was making milk so I knew it would happen eventually. I threw my hair up into a messy bun and decided that was as good as it was gonna get for the day. I walked out of the bedroom and grabbed my purse that was stuffed with snacks
"Ready?" Jungkook asked as I walked into the kitchen
"Yeah, can we stop for coffee on the way?"
"I'm not sure if we'll have time"
"It wasn't an actual question. It was more or less me saying 'we're stopping for coffee on the way' I was just trying to be nice"
"Well damn sassy, okay. Sure your highness we will stop for coffee" he rolled his eyes as he grabbed his car keys
"Thanks babe" I smiled as I followed him to his car
"Of course" he smiled
We parked at the coffee shop and I practically ran to get in line, I needed an iced mocha coffee in my system STAT
"Damn babe, way to wait for me" he chuckled as he stood next to me in line
"Sorry, I just need it so bad"
He laughed at me as we stared at the menu, there were two people ahead of us..
"Oh my gosh a muffin sounds so good" I practically moaned "or a danish..or what about a breakfast sandwich..should I get a hot coffee too?"
"Just make up your mind" he laughed
"Blame Jax not me" I chuckled
"My baby is innocent, don't blame him"
It was our turn in line and I still hadn't decided on everything I wanted. I kept changing my mind, poor Kookie just stood there with an apologetic look on his face at the cashier
"This fat bitch needs to hurry the fuck up before I'm late" the guy behind me scoffed to his friend.
"Dude" his friend warned
Of all the fucking days.
I looked at Jungkook and before he could say anything I turned around completely
"What did you just say?" I asked, catching them both off guard. Jungkook lightly grabbed my wrist and tried to pull me into him but I stood my ground
"I said you need to hurry the fuck up"
"No, no" I shook my head "before that, you called me.." I put my finger on my chin pretending to think "a fat bitch?"
"Yeah, now hurry the fuck up"
"Wait..hold on..I know I'm a bitch..but..I'm fat?" I asked pleadingly as fake tears came to my eyes "I'm fat?" I looked down and grabbed my stomach "kookie" I turned to him "I'm fat?" tears were streaming down my face as Jungkook looked at me confused "I never knew I was fat! How come no one told me!?" I grabbed his shirt "how long Jungkook? Hmm? How long have I been fat?" I winked at him, and he grabbed my fist dramatically
"For as long as I have known you my love" he caressed my face
"AND YOU NEVER FUCKING TOLD ME THE TRUTH? YOU NEVER TOLD ME I WAS FAT?" I yelled, I turned to the guy that started this and before he could say anything I hugged him "thank you" I pulled away, wiped my face and deadpanned him "thank you for telling me and everyone else here that I'm fat. Because I had nooooo idea and would've went my entire life believing that I was skinny. Thank you soooooo much for your honesty and being the only person to tell me about myself" I rolled my eyes. At this point everyone was staring at the four of us. He didn't know how to respond and his friend looked like he was going to shit his pants. "Now, my fat bitch self is going to order my fucking food and if you're lucky I won't eat EVERY fucking thing is this fucking cafe" I turned around and took a deep breath, no one said a word. The cafe was totally silent as I stared at the menu some more
"Sorry sir..Kookie, you ordered?"
"Yeah"
"Okay, I'll take a large iced mocha coffee with cream and sugar, a banana chocolate chip muffin.. and a dozen mixed donuts"
"No problem" he smiled "anything else?"
"Nope.. I guess I should be nice and save some for the other people in line. It's to go, and also, I'm paying for mine and his together" I pointed at Jungkook as I grabbed my wallet
"It's on the house Miss" he smiled
"Are you sure? You don't have to do that" I shook my head as my face flushed, the cashier leaned in close to me
"The way you handled that douchebag was amazing and I love you. It's on the house"
"Thank you so much!" I squealed as Jungkook smiled "I love you too!" I smiled as he nodded and completed my order, Jungkook and I stood off to the side as we waited for our food and drinks, the guy and his friend that were behind us got up to the cashier and they were both so awkward and uncomfortable it took them forever to order their food, they then had to stand there awkwardly next to us while they waited for their drinks, everyone was staring at them making them feel worse, we got our stuff and walked away
"Bye! Thanks again!" I yelled to the cashier as I waved at him, I happily sipped my drink as we made our way to the car
"You're such an asshole, and I couldn't be more proud" Jungkook beamed as he got into the car
"Thanks for playing along" I laughed
"I was so fucking confused" he laughed as he started the car, I sat there happily eating my muffin and drinking my coffee as we made our way to my doctor appointment.
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My Fat Ass Self a Park Jimin ff/smut 18+
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