"Ew, why are you wearing that? You look like a tortured sausage"
"Are those real?" As she poked my back rolls
"Why would anyone want to fuck her when she looks like that?"
"What's up Shrek"
"Hey fatass can you hurry it up?"
"Opps didn't see you t...
Just like Jimin said, it took fifteen minutes to get to the place. We approached a boat dock and I raised my eyebrow at him, he didn't say anything just motioned for me to get on the boat. There were only five other passengers already seated, we sat down together and the captain started speaking "Okay, that's the last of our group, is everyone ready for snorkeling?" Everyone shouted yes and the boat started moving but I just stared at Jimin with wide eyes and he smiled at me intertwining our fingers and placing them on my thigh. "I can't believe you did this" I said with a smile "Of course, you think I would bring you here and not give you an opportunity to see a sea turtle up close?" "What are the chances of petting one?" My face lit up "According to the website 90% chance" "Holy shit, you know I'm going to ugly cry right?" "I wouldn't expect anything else" he kissed my forehead as the old man beside us scoffed "Figures they can't even speak fucking english in public" his wife gave him a dirty look telling him to shut up "probably can't even understand it either" I noticed Jimin's body tense up. Does this dude not realize how fucking white I am? I don't even look foreign. Hell I'm not foreign here, we're in the US, I was born and raised here. I can handle this cunt. "We do speak English sir, and he understands it perfectly" "Well maybe you two should fucking use it instead of that Asian gibberish he was raised with" Jimin went to move but I put my hand on his thigh stopping him "Are you sure that's what you want sir?" "What the hell kind of question is that? Of course you dumbass" "Okay" I looked at Jimin "you're right baby, the way you ate my pussy this morning was amazing, I can't believe we never tried that position before. I can't wait to get back to the house and deep throat the fuck out of you" Jimin looked like I knocked the wind out of him. The bitter old mans wife laughed so hard I thought she was going to puke. The bitter old man turned red like he was going to explode. "Oops sorry, was that not what you wanted to hear? Perhaps we should've kept our conversation in Korean since you're clearly not smart enough to be bilingual" "Fuck you" "No thanks, my husband takes great care of me. I'd rather not pass that up" At this point his wife was crying from laughing so hard "I love you!" She squealed talking to me, I laughed, and before her husband could say anything else he shut his mouth realizing not even his wife was on his side and he wasn't going to win this. Jimin leaned into me and whispered in my ear "I love you so fucking much. That was fucking perfect" he kissed my cheek making me blush. Not gonna lie..I was a little shook. My nerves were shot from deciding to stand up for us that I thought I was going to get sick. I can't stand bigotry. It's disgusting, if you have a problem with someone for something they have zero control over you're a huge waste of skin and deserve to rot in a hole somewhere. To think I would sit there and let him belittle the love of my life makes him even more dumb then I thought he was. There's only one man I submit to and that's Jimin, dude doesn't stand a chance if he wants to start something else. I hope he goes overboard. I can't let this man ruin my whole day. I'm going to pet a fucking sea turtle damn it and give it extra extra lovins. Twat. "Baby relax" "Hmm?" "I can feel your body heat, you're still fuming over it in that pretty little head of yours." "I'm okay, I'm gonna pet a fucking sea turtle and no one can take that happy experience away from me" I smiled "Good" he gave me a quick peck on the lips. The boat came to a stop and the captain came out of his quarters to where we were all seated. He went over all of the safety information we needed to know, we all stripped down to our bathing suits and put the snorkeling gear on. Jimin pulled out a waterproof go pro from his pocket "Not only are you going to see and pet a sea turtle, I want us to be able to take pictures too" "oh my god!!" I wrapped my arms around him and kissed him. The bitter old mans wife elbowed him in his side "how come you can't be romantic like that? You haven't even eaten me out in five years" she whispered but I heard it. So did Jimin. We laughed so hard my stomach cramped. Fuck that guy. When the time came for all of us to go in the water I was so excited I couldn't sit still, Jimin went in first and as I climbed down the ladder he 'helped' me by grabbing my ass, I laughed and rolled my eyes as he shrugged "Didn't want you to fall in" "Mhmm sure" We started swimming around, we were petting fish, and taking pictures and selfies under the water, we had little sharks swimming around our bodies and the whole experience was beautiful. It was like something out of a movie, I was so awestruck by everything. Jimin and I took a cute selfie kissing underwater and my hair was literally everywhere like some majestic untamed sea creature we were laughing so hard at the goofy underwater face pictures we were taking too. It was almost time to get back on the boat when Jimin grabbed my hand to get my attention. A giant fucking sea turtle. Swimming right at us. RIGHT AT US. I tried not to scream. I put my hand out and ran it over his shell, Jimin pet his head and took a bunch of pictures for me, we managed to get a selfie of us on either side of him while he swam in between us and it was perfect. Their mouths are strong and you shouldn't be near their faces..but you know I had to kiss it's cute little head while I bawled my eyes out under the water right? Y'all know I wasn't going to NOT kiss a sea turtle. If he bit my lips or fingers off then so be it. No regrets. So I did it. I removed my gear, put both hands under his cute squishy face, and kissed the top of his head. I wanted the sea turtle to feel loved and my heart was so happy I felt sick, he swam away and I cried harder coming up out of the water, Jimin popped up next to me "Did you see how cute he was!? I kissed him! He was so cute!! I want to hold him. Ohmygod I didn't get to hug him" I sobbed and he wrapped his arms around me while laughing "Baby relax, stop crying" "Bbbut Jimin, it was so much better than I ever imagined it would be. He swam right to us! He knew! He knew I loved him and he chose us! Oh my god I want to keep him" "If we could I would totally get you him" "I know, but that's not fair to them" I started to cry a little less while he held me "You weren't kidding about the ugly crying" he joked and I smacked his chest "You leave me alone when it comes to my sea turtles!" When the snorkeling was over the captain docked the boat, we headed home after saying goodbye and thank you to the captain, we made our way home as I was still freaking out over my up close and personal experience with my favorite animal, we walked in and decided to eat before we got our shower considering we haven't had anything since breakfast. We decided on making small sandwiches so we could go out to eat after our shower. After we ate our quick meal we rushed to the bedroom to grab our clothes "Still joining me in the shower?" "Duh" After we grabbed our stuff we made our way into the bathroom. Let me tell you, the water fall shower is way better than any shower I have ever been in, ever. Unfortunately we were both so hungry we behaved ourselves, no shower sex. Damn. I'm determined to fuck him in the shower before we go home. We called a cab and went to a nearby restaurant for dinner "Two?" The hostess asked as she eyed Jimin up and down "Yes please" "Table or booth?" "Booth please" "Follow me" She swayed her hips making her ass bounce while Jimin and I followed behind, hand in hand. I rolled my eyes at her piss poor attempt at a sexy walk, she looked more like she had a tampon stuck in her asshole. I laughed out loud at my own inner thought and tried to cover it up with a cough as I got in the booth sliding down while Jimin sat down next to me instead of across from me, something I've noticed he does a lot. I don't know if he doesn't want to be away from me physically, he wants girls to leave him alone, or so he can annoy me while we eat. Probably all of the above. But I don't mind, I get to feel his thigh pressed up against mine and hold his hand, awww yeahhhhh. "What were you laughing at?" "Her attempt at a sexy walk..it made her look like she had a tampon stuck in her asshole and as soon as that thought crossed my mind, I couldn't help but laugh" He snorted he laughed so hard "That's what that was! I thought she had a wedgie or something!" "Nope. Just trying to flaunt her ass for you" "That's a damn shame" The waitress came and took our order and got our drinks for us, we both ate our food like we had been starved for days. "Do you want a bite?" I offered him some food from my fork, he took it and let out a content moan "I should've ordered that, here try mine" I took the food he offered to me "Yeah.. mine tastes way better" I giggled The waitress came and offered dessert so we took two pieces of strawberry cheesecake to take back to the house with us. She gave us our dessert and left the book with the check on the table, she walked away but stared at us the entire time "Why is she staring?" "I don't know but she's freaking me out" he laughed, he opened the book and we realized why. The audacity of this bitch. She wrote her number down on our bill. "Miss!" Jimin yelled in English and I jumped at the volume of his voice, she walked over to the table "Is this part of the total?" He asked "Ah, no thats..my phone number" she looked down "Oh, what for?" He was clearly going to embarrass this girl. My heart swelled, but my nerves were shooketh. "I think you're handsome, and I wanted you to call me. I hope that's okay?" "This bitch" he said in Korean under his breath "ooh got it. Well I don't need it. Thank you though, but this is my girlfriend" She rolled her eyes. This. Bitch. Rolled. Her. Eyes. "Okay" she huffed out. Jimin raised his voice "Look, I appreciate the compliment but I'll tell you a secret. I have a very tiny baby sized dick and my girlfriend loves me for it anyway. Here's the bill, keep the change" WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT Her jaw dropped. My face got red. Jimin smiled. The man at the table next to us choked on his drink while his girlfriend tried to hide her laugh. The man at the table raised his glass "that's true love right there! Good for you!!" Jimin nodded at him, grabbed my hand, and we left the restaurant. "Jimin!" I laughed my ass off "what the hell was that!?" "I guess you're rubbing off on me, the way you handled the guy earlier on the boat was perfect, I wanted to handle her the same" he laughed "Okay, I get that. But baby dick?" I laughed even harder "The only one that's allowed to know the truth is you" he laughed and kissed me "now let's get back to the house and eat our cheesecake" We took a cab back to the house, we were laughing the entire time replaying the whole situation, I think the guy at the other table is what did it for me, his reaction was fucking priceless. We walked into the house and decided to eat our cheesecake outside in our beach chairs, I lit the torches by the chairs as Jimin grabbed the silverware and joined me outside, he brought out his laptop and the go pro too. "Come sit with me so we can look at the pictures we took while I upload them to my laptop" he spread his legs and I sat in his lap between his thighs, he placed the laptop down in front of me on my legs and plugged in the go pro, I had the cheesecake in my lap too, I took a fork and fed him a bite over my shoulder. We looked at all the photos and laughed at some of them while we snuggled together and I fed us our cheesecake, once the cheesecake was gone he kissed my cheek "Thank you baby" he cooed as he kept clicking away on the laptop reviewing the photos. My top two are definitely the one of me kissing the sea turtle, and the one where he was in between Jimin and I. Jimin posted a few of them on facebook tagging me in them:
"The love of my life with the two loves of her life. She says she loves me more than sea turtles, but I think the pictures speak for themselves 😂🤣" with - Sarah Davison
I laughed at his caption "You know I love you more than sea turtles" "Mhhmmmm" he kissed my cheek while we laughed. As we were talking about everything his laptop made a noise so we looked at the notifications pouring in.
Namjoon: is she really crying? Jin: awwww so cute 😍 Joon-ho: awww go best friend ♡ Jungkook: My name is sea turtles now? Weird flex, but okay. Anything for you baby 😘😍💛 Sarah: Jungkook, if you don't stop being a thirsty ass bitch on my mans cute ass post I'm going to punch you in that cute bunny smile of yours as soon as we get home. Jungkook: you think my smile is cute? 🤩🥰😁 Hoseok: ohmygodthatssocuteimgonnadie Jimin: Jesus Christ Kook Sarah: fuck off Mrs Park: aw you two look so happy and cute, can't wait to meet you Sarah! :) Taehyung: Aww, Rupert is gonna be jealous!!
"I forgot your mom is on your facebook!!! Shit. She's gonna know I'm violent and swear like a sailor!" I panicked "Relax babe, she does too" "Oh..good" I exhaled and sighed feeling slightly better. "So you think his smile is cute? Is it cuter than mine?" He pouted "Oh for fucks sake you big baby, of course it's not cuter than yours, your smile is my favorite" I kissed his cheek "Now who's the mushy one?" He joked making me smack his chest "Not me" "Suuuure" he laughed while I kept reading the comments on facebook laughing at our friends and their stupidity. "Odd question" I said randomly "Uh, okay?" "Would it be weird..if we had sex out here?" "No" he chuckled "is that what you want do do later?" "Maybe.." I smirked and laid back on his chest "Well I'm all for it. That quickie earlier wasn't enough" "Agreed" He wrapped his arms around me and I brought my hands up to rest on his forearms "I wish we could just stay like this forever. I'm not ready to go home and go back to work, the only thing I miss back home is Rupert" "I miss my weird ass friends, that's about it" "They can visit us here" I chuckled "If that's what you want, sure" he shrugged "Yeah, okay. Like that would work" "Why wouldn't it?" "Work? You own a company with your father, mind you it's the second largest company in South Korea, and Viola's would fall apart without me. Kris does nothing" "Okay and? I have enough money that neither of us would ever have to work again for the rest of our lives, and if you move to Hawaii he can just give up the restaurant or hire five people to replace you" "Think you can live with me?" "Do you think you can live with me?" "Yeah, probably" "Not in your basement?" "Mmm.. I don't know. I'd have to think about it" We both laughed "I could totally live with you" he said as he thought about it "I mean hell, we sleep at each other's house every night anyway" "True, we'll figure it out at some point, for now this is more than enough" After sitting in silence for a few minutes I felt his arms start to slide off of me as his breathing calmed down, this bitch fell asleep. I smiled and nuzzled myself into his warmth tangling our legs together so he didn't get too uncomfortable, and held onto his arms like a safety blanket. The weather was perfect, and the sound of the waves lulled me to sleep, at some point I woke up to move, I rolled over and straddled his legs, and placed my head on his chest under his chin and clung onto him tightly like a koala to a tree enjoying his heartbeat with the waves as background noise. God I really could've stayed like that forever. I fell back asleep thankful I didn't wake him up while I was moving around.
I still get thirsty over this picture of Jimin. 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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