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This Is War[B]

Pulling into the driveway of your shared house Brody let out a heavy sigh. Brody's day was rather boring without you being there and all she's wanted today is to see you. You always know how to spice up a boring day and that's one of the reasons why she loves you.

She stepped out of her car and walked up to the front door. She brought out her keys, ready to place them into the lock but stopped when there was a little note blocking the key hole.

The note was folded in half and on the front page it had the words 'READ ME'. Brody quirked an eyebrow and carefully took it off of the door, not wanting to tare the thin piece of paper. She unfolded the paper and scanned her eyes over the words that were written.

"Dear, Lovely, Wife. I have recently been notified that your day has been EXTREMELY boring. So being the lovely,amazing wife I am, I have come up with an idea!. To the left of the door lays a Nerf gun. We, my love, are going to have a little war. Loser has to make dinner XOXO ~Wifey" 

Brody laughed at your note and smiled. She turned her head to the left and looked at the red and orange Nerf gun. She grabbed onto the toy gun before finally unlocking the door.

"Y/n?" she called out, placing her bag on the floor before repositioning the toy gun in her hands. She heard you giggle as she called out to you but she couldn't locate where it had come from. She smiled and ventured further into the dimly-lit house that had flipped over furniture spread all throughout the living room.

"Wow, you really went all out" she muttered under her breath. You laughed at her and jumped out from behind one of the flipped over couches, surprising your auburn-haired wife.

"Hi, baby!" you screamed, pulling the trigger of your automatic Nerf gun. Brody jumped and tried to dive out of the way of your on coming attack but, she ultimately failed, taking each foam bullet you had shot in the shoulder.

"Dammit!" she groaned. You laughed and held your stomach as your muscles became sore "Y-You should ha-have seen your face, b-baby!" you cried, laying your hand on the upside down furniture beside you to hold you up.

"Oh!, you think its funny do ya?" you continue to laugh, tears falling down your cheeks as Brody's shocked facial expression replays in your mind. Brody huffs and rolls her eyes.

"You, my love, are making some dinner tonight!~" you sang to her, pointing your finger at her as your laughs began to subside slightly.

"I hate you" she muttered, placing a hand on her hip as she watched you cockily smile at her.

"I love you too, baby" you smiled.

Brody watched as you started to lift up all the fallen furniture when a thought came to her mind.

"Hey, babe?" you hummed in response and nodded your head, turning to face her.

She smiled and raised her Nerf gun, firing three bullets your way. The foam pellets hit your stomach and you gasped in shock. You raised your hand to the spot the bullets had hit before looking up to Brody.

"Y-you shot me" you 'groaned' out, sinking to the floor holding your bullet 'wound'.

"T-tell my m-mother I love her" you whispered, raising your hand up to the sky before 'Dying'.

Brody rolled her eyes and laughed at your silly antics before walking over to you. She crouched down beside you and hovered over your face. You opened your eyes and genuinely smiled at her, so awe struck by her beauty.

"You're a dork" she chuckled, leaning her forehead on yours. You nodded your head and placed your hand on the back of her neck, pulling her closer to you.

"I'm your dork" you muttered against her lips before pressing your lips to hers. She hummed against your lips and you pulled her further into you, deepening the kiss. When you pulled away you kept your eyes closed while Brody admired your perfection.

"I love you, y/n"

"Hmm. I love you too, Brody" you whispered, pulling her into another kiss. You pulled away seconds later and stood up, pulling Brody up with you.

"Okay, time to make dinner!" you spoke, pushing Brody towards the kitchen as you sprinted towards the fridge, pulling out the many ingredients she would need to cook.

"yeah, you're definitely dork" 

"I'm your dork!" you yelled from the kitchen. Brody laughed and shook her head, trailing further into the kitchen.