EXT. BLUE BASE - DAY
TUCKER and CABOOSE are on top of the blue base. Church (as Ghost) is hovering nearby.
TUCKER: (To Caboose) Man, Caboose, you were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?
CABOOSE: (A thoughtful hum) Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping. It is very hard.
TUCKER: (Scoffs) That's pretty much how you function when you're awake, too.
CABOOSE: I think consistency is important, Tucker. It is a virtue.
CHURCH: (His ghostly form flickers) Well, you look okay... then again, that's... just the armor. How d'you feel? Any lingering effects?
CABOOSE: (Turns to Church, a blank look on his helmet) Great! ...Who're you?
CHURCH: (His ghostly form flares, exasperated) Oh COME ON, not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?!
CABOOSE: Oh, of course, I remember you... you're Marvin. The one who talks a lot.
CHURCH: I'm Church! Your leader!
CABOOSE: I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil. Or maybe Steve.
CHURCH: You killed me with the tank! The big one!
CABOOSE: Dave.
CHURCH: You insulted my girlfriend, you called her a cow?!
CABOOSE: Karen.
TUCKER: (To Church) Dude, he called her a slut. Not a cow.
CABOOSE: Phineous?
GHOST: (His actual body, standing near them, flatly) She's your ex-girlfriend, dumbass.
CABOOSE: (Turns to Ghost, beaming) Hi, Ghost! You're my friend!
GHOST: (A slight nod) How are you doing, Caboose?
CABOOSE: I'm doing fine. Thank you for asking.
CHURCH: (To Caboose, utterly bewildered) How do you remember him?! But not me?!
CABOOSE: He is my friend. You are... not.
CHURCH: Your whole life is based around pleasing me! I'm your reason for existing!
CABOOSE: Wally.
CHURCH: In fact...
CABOOSE: Milo?
CHURCH: I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend. It's a little creepy.
CABOOSE: Ghost is my best friend. (He turns to Tucker and whispers loudly) The new guy is pretty full of himself. And he talks too much.
CHURCH: (His ghostly form flares) New guy, what the- I'm not the new guy, you're the new guy! You just woke up!
TUCKER: (A smirk) I don't know, I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie.
CHURCH: (His voice drops, menacingly) Oh yeah? Could you get used to me beating you to death? Slowly?
CABOOSE: (To Tucker, confused) What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad.
CHURCH: (Groans) Oh son of a bitch.
CABOOSE: Susan?
EXT. RED BASE - DAY
Cut to the red base. DONUT is jumping in the middle, trying to get on the upper level, including grunting jumping effort noises, while GRIF watches, looking disgusted.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert)
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
