EXT. BLUE BASE - DAY
Fade in to PAST CHURCH, CABOOSE, and TUCKER standing in front of the tombstones near Blue Base. FUTURE CHURCH watches from afar, a look of grim determination on his face.
PAST CHURCH: (Sighs, looking at the tombstones) Um... Maybe somebody should say something. You know, for the fallen.
TUCKER: (Shrugs) Okay, go ahead. You're the smart one.
PAST CHURCH: Not me, jackass. I'm not gonna eulogize myself. That's just weird. And a little narcissistic.
TUCKER: What? Why not, I eulogize myself all the time. It's good for the self-esteem. Wait... I think I don't know what the word eulogize means. Is it like, a dance?
CABOOSE: (Steps forward, a solemn look on his helmet) Wait, I know how to do this- Dearly beloved...
PAST CHURCH: (Whispering frantically to Tucker) No, shut him up, seriously. Shut him up. Before he says something truly horrifying.
CABOOSE: (Continues, oblivious) We are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now! Or forever, rest in peace! With liberty, and justice, for all. The end. Amen. And also, snacks will be served after the ceremony.
TUCKER: (Yawns) Man, this funeral is laaaame. No explosions? No dramatic music? If you need me, I'll be over by my rock.
PAST CHURCH: (To Tucker, a pleading tone) Hey Tucker, can I have a piggy-back ride back to base? My legs feel weird.
TUCKER: (Steps back quickly) No, nonono, I fell for that shit last time, I'm not doing that. That metal suit is like eight thousand pounds. My spine is still recovering.
PAST CHURCH: Come on, one more piggy-back ride's not gonna kill ya. I'm in mourning here. I've been through so much. At least help me paint my body blue.
EXT. BLOOD GULCH - DAY
Cut to FUTURE CHURCH, hidden behind a rock, watching his past self.
FUTURE CHURCH: (Muttering to himself) Okay. I may not have been able to save myself or Tex, but I still have time to save everybody else if I can just keep the A.I. from getting into Doc, prevent Lopez and Sheila from forming their Robot Army, and somehow figure out a way to stop the war between the Reds and the Blues all together. (He rubs his helmet.) Huh. What if I... (A sudden realization.) Yeah, I'm gonna need some help on this one.
INT. BLUE BASE - DAY
Cut to PAST CHURCH and TUCKER trying to activate the repair function in episode 23.
PAST CHURCH: (Grunting, fiddling with a panel) Hurhoor... Oh! Hey! I found something!
TUCKER: Found it? The repair button? Or just a really sticky piece of gum?
PAST CHURCH: Nah, no wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently twenty-six degrees, by the way. And the humidity is 70%.
TUCKER: What? It's not twenty-six degrees out here, that's freezing.
Future Church runs by inside the base, a blur of blue. The camera conveniently cuts to him there, as if it was scripted or something.
FUTURE CHURCH: (Muttering, frantically searching through files on a console) Where the hell is that contact info for Blue Command. We really need to standardize the way we handle our information. This is a mess!
Back outside.
TUCKER: (To Past Church) Naw, dude, it's more like a ...switch.
PAST CHURCH: Well, give it a flip. What's the worst that could happen?
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert)
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
