EXT. BLUE BASE - DAY
The blues and GHOST are present. TEX is in Lopez's body, now cobalt blue. CHURCH is a ghost, hovering nearby.
CHURCH (AS GHOST): (His ghostly form flares, pointing at Tex) Get out of my body right now, Tex! It's mine! I found it first!
TEX (AS LOPEZ, COBALT): (Her voice, though robotic and Spanish-accented, is distinctly feminine and defiant) Your body? This isn't your body, Church. I stole it! Finders keepers!
CHURCH (AS GHOST): (Exasperated) Yeahah, but I stole it first! That's the rule of stealing bodies!
SHEILA: (Her calm, synthesized voice, her optical sensor flickering as she looks at Tex) I am confused. I thought your name was Lopez. And I thought you were a man. This is all so strange. I feel like my circuits are crossed... and I like it. It's a new sensation.
O'MALLEY: (In Caboose's deep voice, aiming his gun at Tex) I know how to get her out of there... (He winks, a slow, deliberate wink.)
TEX: (Her optical sensor narrows) ...
O'MALLEY: ...wink.
CHURCH (AS GHOST): (To Caboose, quickly) Caboose, don't. Look, just go explain to Sheila and hang out with Ghost, okay? Don't shoot anyone.
Caboose runs up and kneels on Sheila's treads, while kneeling next to Ghost, who is standing calmly. They begin to talk.
TEX: (To Ghost, her voice filled with surprise) Wait, Ghost! I thought he was on the other team?! What are you doing here?!
GHOST: (Flatly, a slight shrug) I temporarily switched sides because I can't stand them anymore. They are so fucking annoying! Their idiocy is contagious.
TEX: (Her optical sensor glows, a predatory purr in her voice) Well, I'm excited. I will make you mine and mine alone, Ghost... You won't be able to escape.
CHURCH (AS GHOST): (His ghostly form shudders, ignoring Tex's comment) Alright, Tex, now what's it gonna take to get you outta there? We need Lopez back.
TEX (AS LOPEZ, COBALT): (A thoughtful hum) Well, ever since I've been a ghost, I've been watching you guys a lot. More than you know.
TUCKER: (Nervously) Whoa, when you say you've been watching us, does that mean you've been watching us all the time?
Camera shows a rock that says in teal letters "KEEP OUT! TUCKER'S ROCK! PRIVATE! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!"
TUCKER: Like even when we're alone? In our private moments?
TEX : (A dry, knowing tone) Yes, Tucker. And you should be very ashamed of yourself. Very, very ashamed.
TUCKER: (Whining) It's very lonely out here! What else am I supposed to do?! Who have you been watching the most, then? Tell me!
TEX: (Sighs) Why must you know? Some things are better left unsaid.
TUCKER: No reason. Bow Chicka Bow Wow. Just curious.
TEX: (A long pause, then a resigned sigh) If you must know, I've been watching... Everyone equally... (Her optical sensor flickers towards Ghost) ...Mostly Ghost... He's much more interesting.
CHURCH (AS GHOST): (His ghostly form flares, indignant) What did you say?!
TEX: (Immediately, sharply) Nothing! Just static! Anyway, I've noticed a change in one of your guys. Caboose.
CHURCH (AS GHOST): A change? Like what, he's finally learned the whole alphabet? Or how to tie his shoes?
TEX (AS LOPEZ, COBALT): You haven't noticed that he's become increasingly aggressive lately? And he's developed a very deep, unsettling voice.
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert)
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
