Season 3 Episode 41: Let's Get Together

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EXT. UNKNOWN BASE - DAY

Fades in to O'MALLEY and LOPEZ standing on a base in a cold, desolate-looking place, possibly a snowy mountain range. Lopez is still tied up.

O'MALLEY: (Evil laughter, echoing slightly) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru- Frutition. Fr-

LOPEZ: (Flatly, resigned) Fruition. (Fruition.)

O'MALLEY: (Annoyed, turning to Lopez) Oh, shut up, you insufferable bucket of bolts. I'm trying to be menacing here!

LOPEZ: (In Spanish, his voice robotic and monotone) Sí Maestro. Su plané es muy excelente. Y completamente infalible. (Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof. And completely infallible.)

O'MALLEY: (Puffs out his chest) Now to bring together my enemies. All of them. In one convenient location. For their ultimate destruction! (Evil laughter.)

INT. VIC'S CONTROL PANEL - DAY

Cut to VIC's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red. Vic is frantically pushing buttons.

VIC: (Into his headset) Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.

VIC'S ANSWERING MACHINE: (A laid-back, surf-bro voice) Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo. ... ...yo.

O'MALLEY: (Over the line, his evil laughter echoing) Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter). I know you're there!

VIC: (Answers, surprised) Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up, dude? Long time no hear!

O'MALLEY: (Snaps) Don't screen my calls, Vic! I am a supervillain, not a telemarketer!

VIC: Dude, you don't come up on Caller ID, I'm not just gonna answer anything- it could be my mom. Or a bill collector.

O'MALLEY: Caller ID? I'm in hiding, you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the Universe (evil laughter)! And you're messing up my evil schedule!

DOC: (From inside O'Malley's helmet, weakly) We're also on the Do Not Call List, Vic. It's a federal regulation.

O'MALLEY: (Snaps) Oh, shut up, Doc! You're ruining my monologue!

VIC: So how's that plot going, dude? Still world domination?

O'MALLEY: Magnificent (evil laughter)! I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil... you get the idea). He's very efficient.

VIC: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude. You're a lifesaver.

O'MALLEY: (Laugh continues) Ha.

VIC: I know you're swamped. With all the evil.

O'MALLEY: Then the Universe will be mine, and I'll crush every living soul into dust, haha! Except for you, of course, Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher. You'll get a tiny hat.

VIC: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that. Sounds like a sweet gig.

INT. GHOST'S JANITOR CLOSET - DAY

Cut to GHOST, SARGE, SIMMONS (still implanted in the wall), and CABOOSE in their janitor closet.

GHOST: (Muttering, still fiddling with wires) Whoever made these teleporters, I should shoot him in the face. And then gut him. OK, if I connect these two wires together and reroute the power from here to there and then connect that and presto... (A small spark, followed by a puff of smoke.) Seriously, if I find the person who made these teleporters... I'm going to strangle them! Slowly! With their own intestines! This is infuriating!

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