EXT. UNKNOWN BASE - DAY
Fades in to O'MALLEY and LOPEZ standing on a base in a cold, desolate-looking place, possibly a snowy mountain range. Lopez is still tied up.
O'MALLEY: (Evil laughter, echoing slightly) Well, my metallic friend, your modifications are complete. And my plan is coming to frution. Frusi- Fru- Frutition. Fr-
LOPEZ: (Flatly, resigned) Fruition. (Fruition.)
O'MALLEY: (Annoyed, turning to Lopez) Oh, shut up, you insufferable bucket of bolts. I'm trying to be menacing here!
LOPEZ: (In Spanish, his voice robotic and monotone) Sí Maestro. Su plané es muy excelente. Y completamente infalible. (Yes Master. Your plan is foolproof. And completely infallible.)
O'MALLEY: (Puffs out his chest) Now to bring together my enemies. All of them. In one convenient location. For their ultimate destruction! (Evil laughter.)
INT. VIC'S CONTROL PANEL - DAY
Cut to VIC's control panel, with the words 'OUT OF AREA' flashing in red. Vic is frantically pushing buttons.
VIC: (Into his headset) Oh dude, come on, you gotta be kidding me.
VIC'S ANSWERING MACHINE: (A laid-back, surf-bro voice) Hey dude, it's Vic. No solo mia, not in the casa right now, so leave a message and I'll call you back. Just leave your what's up at the yo. ... ...yo.
O'MALLEY: (Over the line, his evil laughter echoing) Vic, pick up, it's me, (evil laughter). I know you're there!
VIC: (Answers, surprised) Oh hey, Doctor Baron von Evil Satan, what's up, dude? Long time no hear!
O'MALLEY: (Snaps) Don't screen my calls, Vic! I am a supervillain, not a telemarketer!
VIC: Dude, you don't come up on Caller ID, I'm not just gonna answer anything- it could be my mom. Or a bill collector.
O'MALLEY: Caller ID? I'm in hiding, you baffoon! I'm trying to take over the Universe (evil laughter)! And you're messing up my evil schedule!
DOC: (From inside O'Malley's helmet, weakly) We're also on the Do Not Call List, Vic. It's a federal regulation.
O'MALLEY: (Snaps) Oh, shut up, Doc! You're ruining my monologue!
VIC: So how's that plot going, dude? Still world domination?
O'MALLEY: Magnificent (evil laughter)! I've called my bounty hunter in. He'll take care of your little 'red and blue' problem post-haste (evil... you get the idea). He's very efficient.
VIC: Oh cool! Thanks for turning that around so quick, dude. You're a lifesaver.
O'MALLEY: (Laugh continues) Ha.
VIC: I know you're swamped. With all the evil.
O'MALLEY: Then the Universe will be mine, and I'll crush every living soul into dust, haha! Except for you, of course, Vic. I'll make you Assistant Crusher. You'll get a tiny hat.
VIC: Okay, dude. Looking forward to that. Sounds like a sweet gig.
INT. GHOST'S JANITOR CLOSET - DAY
Cut to GHOST, SARGE, SIMMONS (still implanted in the wall), and CABOOSE in their janitor closet.
GHOST: (Muttering, still fiddling with wires) Whoever made these teleporters, I should shoot him in the face. And then gut him. OK, if I connect these two wires together and reroute the power from here to there and then connect that and presto... (A small spark, followed by a puff of smoke.) Seriously, if I find the person who made these teleporters... I'm going to strangle them! Slowly! With their own intestines! This is infuriating!
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert)
Fiksi PenggemarYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
