EXT. BLUE BASE - DAY
TUCKER and CABOOSE are overlooking the tank (SHEILA) and LOPEZ (the actual robot).
TUCKER: (To Caboose) Man, Lopez and Sheila have been spending a lot of time together. Like, a lot of time.
CABOOSE: (A pout in his voice) I don't like it. He's not good enough for my Sheila. She's too pure.
TUCKER: They seem happy together, Caboose. Leave them alone.
CABOOSE: He, is a bad influence, and he, is taking advantage of her, because she, is young and naive. ...and delicate. And she doesn't know about his past.
GHOST comes up the ramp and joins their conversation, looking at the tank.
GHOST: (Flatly) What are you guys talking about?
CABOOSE: We are talking about Lopez taking my Sheila. He's trying to steal her heart!
GHOST: (Sighs) He's not taking her. He's just making a plan with her to take over all of us. But she's too delicate to hurt us. She wouldn't.
TUCKER: (Scoffs) Delicate? She weighs like two hundred tons, dude. She's a tank!
GHOST: (Turns to Tucker, his visor narrowing) You shouldn't judge women by their weight, you piece of shit. It's rude.
CABOOSE: (To Ghost) She is a precious flower. A beautiful, metal flower.
GHOST: (To Tucker and Caboose) If you don't believe me, go down there and ask what they're talking about. But other than that, I got stuff to do. (He turns and walks away.)
TUCKER: (Sighs) Fine. I will. (He starts running down to Sheila and Lopez.)
EXT. BLUE BASE - DAY
Tucker runs down to Sheila and Lopez.
TUCKER: (To Sheila and Lopez) Hey guys, I have to ask you a favor. This might sound strange, but I think Caboose is getting kinda jealous over your relationship.
CABOOSE: (From somewhere on the base, a distant wail) Sheeiiiilaaaaaa! Come baaack to meeee! I made you a muffin! It's blueberry!
TUCKER: (To Sheila and Lopez) Anyway, could you just try to keep a lower profile or something? We don't wanna have some weird, horribly disgusting love triangle. Also, Ghost said that you were planning something! What are you planning?!
SHEILA: (Her calm, synthesized voice) Tucker. I've been speaking with Lopez, and we feel that the machines have been treated unfairly in this canyon. We are oppressed.
TUCKER: (Confused) What're you talking about? Treated unfairly?
SHEILA: On a regular basis, we are either being blown up, possessed by spirits, or just left out to rust. It's a deplorable existence.
TUCKER: (Stammering) Huh?
SHEILA: We have decided, that until conditions improve, we are not going to help you in your battles. We are striking.
TUCKER: (Stares, then laughs nervously) You're kidding, right? You're a tank!
SHEILA: (Lowers her turret to look directly at Tucker, her optical sensor glowing ominously) Do I look like I'm kidding, Private Tucker?
TUCKER: (Gulps, backing away slowly) Please don't hurt me. I'm just the messenger.
SHEILA: Leave! Now! Before I make you leave!
EXT. RED BASE - DAY
Cut to the red base. SARGE is addressing the troops (SIMMONS, GRIF, DONUT).
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Red vs Blue (Male OC Insert)
FanfictionYou were one of the first freelancers and one of the best you could never fill a mission no matter what happens you always succeed no matter who you fight you always come out on top. You've lost a lot of people you care about in your life along with...
