Hello gorgeous bubs, I'm back with another ✨rant✨
*clears throat*
THEFACTTHATEVERYSINGLEFRIENDOFMINEHASWATCHEDTFATWSANDIHAVENTISJUST-
I've literally blocked each one of my friends who have watched it, uninstalled Instagram and any other platform (except Wattpad duh) because I'm scared that some dumbass might spoil something for me. Y'all, I've been waiting for this moment forever but apparently school can't let me breath for one fucking second! It's my last year in high school so tests and assignments are literally flooding me plus my personal life aint that great other lolz sooo- can someone just stab me or run me over with a truck bcoz.... I just... HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE ALL THIS SHIT WITHOUT SEEING MY TWO PARENTS INTERACT ONSCREEN??!?!
FIRST OF ALL, I NEED TO SEE THE FALCON AKA SAM WILSON AS CAPTAIN AMERICA. MY CAPTAIN AMERICA. I GOTTA SEE DADDY HOLD THAT SHIELD LOOKING ALL SEXY AND SHIT, I GOTTA SEE HIM TAKE DOWN BAD GUYS WITH THAT SHILED AND GOD SO HELP ME I NEED HIM TO PIN ME DOWN WITH THAT SHILED ON MY NECK DEAR GOD- ok calm down kim-
AND THE WINTER SOLDIER, JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES PUH-LEASE- DADDY??? OH GOD HIS NEW VIBRANIUM ARM SGFHSFGAFAFV ITS ALL TOO MUCH- THE WAY HE RIPPED THE SLEEVE OFF THE METAL ARM I- PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE, OTHER THAN TAKING DOWN BAD GUYS, PLEASE I NEED THAT ARM AS MY NEW NECKLACE. STRANGLE. ME. CHOKE. ME.
um ok.
I NEED TO WITNESS SAM AND BUCKY BREATH IN ONE SCREEN. I NEED TO WITNESS THOSE TWO FIGHT LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. I NEED TO SEE THEM STARE INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WITH HATRED EVEN THO WE ALL KNOW THOSE TWO WANNA TAKE IT TO BED (ya nasties😏)
I NEED SAMBUCKY. I LIVE AND BREATH SAMBUCKY. THEY ARE MY LIFE. THEY ARE THE REASON FOR MY EXISTANCE. I WAKE UP EVEYRDAY AND CHOOSE SAMBUCKY. THEY ARE THE REASON FOR MY SANITY. SAMBUCKY IS OXYGEN. SAMBUCKY IS LOVE. SAMBUCKY IS MY THERAPIST. SAMBUCKY. SAMBUCKY. S A M B U C K Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S IT. HIGH SCHOOL AINT GOT SHIT ON ME, IM DROPPING OUT. SAMBUCKY FIRST.
In conclusion, I shall now go and visit a therapist.🚶🏻♀️
K, bye lovelies.🥰😘🚶🏻♀️
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Marvel Oneshots (bxb)
FanfictionI was bored out of my mind and just decided to write this oneshot! :) WARNING: First time writing so bear with me please! Ik it sucks but hey! Please try to enjoy it lmao! Requests are open!
