what year is this- HIIII YALL I'M SO SORY FOR DISAPPEARING, SCHOOL HAS BEEN A HUGE PAIN IN MY ASS AND I HAVE NO TIME AT ALL TO BE ON HERE, PLUS YK, LIFE IN GENERAL IS JUST PAIN WITH ALL THIS CORONA STUFF GOING ON BUT I HOPE YALL ARE SAFE!!
JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND DROP THIS- PLEASE ENJOY THIS DRAFT I WROTE LAST YEAR WHILE I WAS SLIGHTLY HIGH ON CRACK. BYEEEEE <3
~♡~
Peter Parker added you in a group.
Tony: What is this?
Natasha: It's a group chat, genius.
Tony: I know what it is just... why?
Steve: Why am I here?
Clint: Woah! Who taught Steve how to use a phone?
Steve: Shut it, bird brain.
Bruce: lAunGuAGe
Thor: THE SMALL ELECTRONIC DEVICE HAS INFORMED ME THAT THERE IS A 'GROUP CHAT' CREATED. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
Peter: It's a group chat where you talk to each other but through the phone.
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS, MAN OF SPIDERS.
Natasha: Can you turn off the caps lock? You're sounding louder than usual.
Tony: How do you know how loud he is, Nat?
Nat: Wha-
Clint: Yes, Natasha. How do you know that?
Nat: Are you serious?! He lives with us everyday, you always hear how loud he talks!
Clint: Excuses, excuses... You can't run away from this.
Nat: You know what Barton-
Sam: Wassup bitches!
Thor: WHO IS THIS 'BITCHES' YOU SPEAK OF, SON OF WILSON!
Sam: Oh God... What did I miss?
Tony: Nat's about to tell us how loud Thor is in bed!
Natasha: NO
Steve: Lmaooo! Worddd man!
Sam: I don't know what's scarier: the fact that Nat is sleeping with Thor or Steve just said... that.
Natasha: I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH THOR!
Thor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HAVING A SLUMBER WITH YOU, NATASHA?
Tony: Poor child. He's too innocent for this world.
Steve: Right, my dude?
Tony: Geez Steve, do you want me to jump off of a roof?!
Clint: Steve. Just. Stop. Please.
Wanda: Hey guys...
Nat: Finally! Wanda you gotta help me!
Wanda: What's going on?
Bucky: Stevieeeeee! Where are you? The bed's cold without you:(
Steve: Coming baby!
Thor: THIS IS ADORABLE!
Tony: Natashhaaaaa, Thor's lonely and needs you in beeedddd!
Wanda: Nat and Thor are a thing?!
Nat: NO! I swear Tony you'll regret this.
Steve: Man's gotta yeet!
Nat: Ok, Steve you gotta stop talking like that.
Clint: My eyes are actually hurting!
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Marvel Oneshots (bxb)
FanfictionI was bored out of my mind and just decided to write this oneshot! :) WARNING: First time writing so bear with me please! Ik it sucks but hey! Please try to enjoy it lmao! Requests are open!
