A part 2 bc... why not😎
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Tincan: I AM THIS CLOSE TO BLAST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO SPACE!!!
Tincan: And why is my name Tincan??
Birdp00p: Bestie, its too damn early for this- BIRDPOOP?!
Star-spangled: Do you all know that it's 3:36am in the morning??
WillSmith2.0: No shit sherlock- ok my name's kinda cool!
Tincan: Peter, I swear to God...
CoolKid: Fine, gimme a sec.
Peter: Better?
Tony: Thank you. Now, tell me who in their right mind taught Morgan how to use the app 'TikTok'?!
Steve: TikTok?
Thor: Yeah man, its the "in" thing now.
Clint: Go easy on him dude, he doesn't know what that is.
Pepper: I don't see what's so bad about it Tony.
Tony: The kid has been running around the house yelling random songs and dancing on top of the kitchen counter, how is that ok?!
Thor: She's a kid, let her enjoy herself.
Wanda: I will fry your phones if any of you type anything else...
Bucky: GRRRRRRR feisty🥵
Natasha: What she fucking said!
Sam: Step on me Black Widow😩😩
Steve: GUYS?!
Sam: aNyways, TikTok is a popular app where people dance, so tell me Tones, what's wrong with Morgan-
Morgan: Uncle Sam? Uncle Thor? Can one of you please teach me the 'RIP that pussy' dance part? I can't get it right.
Thor: AYEEE IM GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!💪
Morgan: RIP THAT PUSSY-💃
SAM: EEEEEEEEEH!🏃♂️
Tony: WHATTHE545674$#$#%&$SGHGSDAHDYSJSHDH^^%^%&*^*(&&()
Steve:👁👅👁🍑
Rhodey: Tony?
Wanda: STEVE?!!
Natasha: Did he just have a stroke?
Rhodey: Pretty sure he's dead.
Natasha: No I was talking about Steve but ok.
Pepper: Don't worry, Tony has just passed out. I think.
Sam: Ofc, my little star! Let's go to the backyard and imma teach you how to do it right.
Tony: NONONONO, OVER MY DEAD BODY SAMUEL!
Pepper: Oh, he's back :(
Bucky: But I call him that!
Sam: Only my pretty boy gets to call me that.
Steve: ugh get a room.
Clint: Your jealousy is glowing, old man.
Steve: Shut up.
Morgan: Saaaaaaaammmmmmmm!!!
Tony: Oh no you don't! Get back to bed young lady and don't make me force you to!
Morgan: I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME!
Thor: SHHEEEEEESSSHHHHH
Sam: THATSSSS MAAA GIRLLLL
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Marvel Oneshots (bxb)
FanfictionI was bored out of my mind and just decided to write this oneshot! :) WARNING: First time writing so bear with me please! Ik it sucks but hey! Please try to enjoy it lmao! Requests are open!
