She's back with another chapter after 748393839 decades!!
Make a whole, make it wide-
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Steve: I did a bad thing...
Thor: IS MY TOASTER INTACT??
Steve: Yes?
Thor: Okay I bid you farewell.
Steve: Wha-
Tony: GOSHY WOSHY!! WHAT DID THE HUMBLE, RIGHTEOUS CAPTAIN AMERICA DO??? :D
Natasha: goshy woshy?
Clint: The fuck Stark?
Tony: Stop changing the subject guys, we're focusing on Steve.
Natasha: What's up Steve?
Steve: No, you'll guys will get mad at me...
Tony: You breathing is already annoying so
Clint: So is yours.
Natasha: True.
Bucky: I'M FREAKING OUT!
Steve: BUCKY SHUT YOUR MOUTH, DON'T SAY A WORD, I'M BEGGING YOU!!
Sam: Oh this is going to be so bad.
Steve: It wasn't my fault though!!
Tony: Steve, God didn't give me patience so speak up.
Natasha: Neither did He give you a reasonable personality—
Tony: Oh.
Clint: FACTS!
Thor: It was nice knowing you, Natasha.
Natasha: Please, I'd like to see what that tiny man can do to me.
Tony: I'm still here!!?!?
Natasha: short stack :D
Steve: Guys?! Getting off track here!
Bucky: Talk or I will.
Steve: Sam?
Sam: On it.
Bucky: hEY—
Natasha: No but seriously, what's up Steve?
Clint: Did you do the Kylie Lip Challenge again?! Steve, I told you that's not—
Peter: STEVE DID THE KYLIE LIP CHALLENGE?!
Natasha: OMG WHEN???
Tony: I'LL PAY YOU MY MILLIONS IF YOU GET ME A PIC OF THAT BARTON!
Clint: Show me the cash and I'll consider it.
Steve: No I did not! I thought I told you to delete that picture, Clint??
Clint: Hell no, it's gold!
Natasha: Clint, you're so showing me that
Steve: No one is showing no one anything!
Peter: You're no fun Captain:(
Sam: Steve, I can't hold Buck for long
Tony: I swear to God if I hear moans from the your room Sam—
Bucky: Let me go so I can fry this tin can.
Sam: Tempting offer..
Steve: Sam, keep him occupied!!
Thor: We're out of pop tarts again :((((
Tony: I bought you a dozen crates of it last week?!?
Thor: .... your point Stark?
Tony: Oh god—
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Marvel Oneshots (bxb)
FanfictionI was bored out of my mind and just decided to write this oneshot! :) WARNING: First time writing so bear with me please! Ik it sucks but hey! Please try to enjoy it lmao! Requests are open!
