*J* (the continuation)

Part Forty-One: Chapter 305: BatJokes

"...heh...heh," Bruce lightly chuckles as he drives he and the Joker back to Wayne Manor. He's pondering if he should take a third dose of the antidote. He still felt like laughing. Not as much, but how much is too much?

The Joker is leaned back, watching Bruce with a bemused smile. He loved the sound of Bruce's laughter. It was the most effective afrodesiac he's ever known. But he knows that the laughter will soon have to come to an end. He wasn't ready for that yet. His smile transforms into a smirk and he starts to speak.

"Little Jack's teacher stood before the class writing the lesson on the chalkboard. The children would talk among themselves when she wasn't looking. She had to stop and get on to the class three times. Well by the fourth time she was pretty angry. She stands there pointing at the class. "Who in here is stupid? Stand up if you're dumb." No one stands. So the teacher says, "Come on, I know somebody over here is dumb." Little Jack stands up. The teacher asks little Jack, "So you think you're dumb Jack?" And Jack looks at his teacher and says, "No. I just feel bad for you standing all alone."

Bruce bursts out laughing, "Hahahaha! HaHaHa! HahaHA! HAHAHAHA!"

The Joker watches with a contented smile and unbuckles his seat belt. "A guy goes in for a job interview. The manager says to him, "We're looking for someone responsible." The guy smiles at the manager and nods, "Well I'm your man. At my last job, whenever anything went wrong, the boss would always say I was responsible."

"HAAA Haaa haaa!! Hahahaha!" Bruce laughs.

The Joker leans in closer to Bruce. That laugh was driving him wild. He runs his tongue slowly across Bruce's ear. Then whispers in it, "What does the hostage say when the Joker let's them go? That was a nice jest-ure."

"Hahaha! Heh-heh!"

The Joker's hand slides down Bruce's chest, "A man gets fired from a clock making factory. The man looks to his boss and says, "Seriously? After all those extra hours I've put in?"

"Hahahaha!! HaHaHa! HahaHA!!"

"Mmmm," the Joker moans and can feel himself getting a bit uncomfortable in the Robin suit. His hand resettled on Bruce's kneecap. He could see the tears being squeezed from the corners of Bruce's eyes as he laughed. "What does Batman put in his drinks? Just-ice."

Bruce laughs so hard that no sound at all can surface because of how much his diaphragm was spasming. The Joker glances at the dash of the batmobile. He reaches out and pushes the autopilot button. "Why did Batman want to know where Mr. Freeze bought his clothes? Because he thought they looked cool." The Joker watches as the steering wheel disappears into the dash. He unfastens Bruce's seat belt. Bruce looks over at him, smiling under his cowl.

The Joker's wide eyes lock with Bruce's. They stay that way as the Joker starts unstrapping some of the armor on the suit he wore. "If I were the night guard at a Samsung store, would that make me a... Guardian of the Galaxy?"

"Hahahaha! HAAA! HAHAHAHA!" Bruce laughs and wipes at the tears in his eyes.

The Joker lightly growls and jerks at the straps on Bruce's armor. He works it off and drops it in his seat. Bruce watches as the Joker slowly pulls his shirt up and over his head, "Batman gets badly beaten by a group of super villians. They walk away, cheering and congratulating one another, leaving batman on the ground. Robin walks over to batman and looks down at him. Robin then kicks batman in the ribs. With a moan batman looks up at him and asks, "Robin...why?" Robin says to him, "You looked like you could use a sidekick."

"Hahahaha!!!" Bruce chuckles as the Joker goes to work unstrapping the multiple pieces of armor that covered his legs. Bruce takes it upon himself to do the same.