Main pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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*In the NEKO NEKO NEKOMA group chat*
Lev: Do y'all ever think about the fact that your bellybutton is your old mouth?
Yaku: I was having a good day.
Kenma: Kuroo
Kuroo: What's up Ken-ken?
Kenma: I have sth I have to tell u
Kuroo: What is it? I'm all ears
Kenma: I steal a few breaths from the world for a minute.
Kenma: And then I'll be nothing, forever...
Kuroo: Kitten are you ok? You're worrying me...
Kenma: And all of my memories and all of the things I have seen will be gone...
Kenma: With my eyes, with my body with me.
Kuroo: Where are you?
Kenma: But me and my husband, we are doing better...
Kuroo: Your what?!
Kenma: It's always been just him and me, together.
Kenma: So I bet all I have on that furrowed brow and at least in this lifetime, we're sticking together...
Kenma: Me and my husband, we're sticking together.
Kuroo: Are you talking about me?..
Kenma: And I am the idiot with the painted face...
Kenma: In the corner, taking up space.
Kuroo: Kenma, you're never a waste of space.
Kuroo: Please don't ever think that.
Kenma: But when @kuroo walks in, I am loved, I am loved.
Kenma: This was stupid.
Kenma: I'm sorry.
-Kenma is offline-
*In real life*
Kenma: Oh I really messed up this time, didn't I?
*Kenma hears his front door open*
Kuroo: Kenma!
*Kenma, under his breath*: Shit.
*Kenma hides under his bed. He hears his bedroom door open and close and he shuts his eyes tight. He waits for a few minutes without opening his eyes. Then he slowly opens one and sees Kuroo staring at him, now both under the bed*
Kuroo: Hey.
Kenma: Uh... Hi...
Kuroo: So... Um... What are we doing down here?
Kenma: I don't know, you're the smart one, figure it out.
Kuroo: I don't know about that because I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
Kenma: Simple. Either you tell me you like me or not, and I'll tell you whether I'm serious or not.
Kuroo: What if I say I like you?
Kenma: I like you too.
Kuroo: Interesting. What if I say I don't?
Kenma: It was a lyric prank.
*Kuroo, with a smile creeping on his face*: You're adorable, you know that?
*Kuroo kisses Kenma*
Kenma: I love you.
Kuroo: I love you too.
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Here's the song for those who want to listen to it
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