Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

22. Kiyoyachi

Main pairing: Shimizu Kiyoko x Yachi Hitoka

Other pairing(s): Ennotana (Ennoshita x Tanaka)

Warnings: None

Time: Pre-timeskip

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*In the KIYOKO OUR QUEEN group chat*

Yachi: Babe.

Yachi: I wanted to watch a horror movie but I hate horror movies and I forgot that I hate horror movies.

Yachi: Pls come over I'm scared.

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Yachi: Oh no.

-Yachi deleted 3 messages-

Nishinoya: Woah, Yachi, you're dating someone? Who's the lucky guy?

Kiyoko: I do consider myself lucky but I'm not so sure about the guy part...

Daichi: YOU'RE DATING?!

Yachi: Yeah.

Tanaka: My condolences, Yachi.

Tanaka: She can be a bitch sometimes.

Sugawara: Tanaka! I understand that you're sad, but-

Tanaka: Wait shit this isn't Yachi's pm...

Kiyoko: Finally coming out?

Tanaka: Shut the fuck up.

Kiyoko: You're 🤏 this close to me telling Saeko to give you and Ennoshita a safe sex talk.

Tanaka: No- no- I'm sorry.

Tanaka: She explains everything so vividly.

Kiyoko: I know 😫

Kiyoko: I had to sit through one of her 'how last night went' talks-

Kiyoko: I'm traumatized

Tanaka: Oof-

Kinoshita: What am I witnessing?

Kiyoko: So like... Should we tell them?

Tanaka: If he's alright with it, I don't see why not

Ennoshita: Yeah yeah whatever. I wanna see their reactions.

Kiyoko: Ok... Well, you guys, see, Tanaka doesn't actually simp for me.

Tanaka: Yeah I'm gay.

Hinata: Woah... Tea.

Kiyoko: If anything he's like a brother to me.

Tanaka: Yeah, I've known her since kindergarten.

Yamaguchi: But if he sees you as a sister, why did he act like he was simped for you?

Kiyoko: He had a crush on Ennoshita but he was scared of his reaction.

Tanaka: Wow, ok. That's one way to tell it ig.

Sugawara: Oh my god. I KNEW IT!

Sugawara: ASAHI PAY UP!

Asahi: NO

Asahi: YOU TRICKED ME-

Asahi: I'M NOT PAYING YOU-

Yachi: Babe... Are you coming? I have to go to the toilet but I'm too scared to get up.

Kiyoko: I'm on my way, love.

Kiyoko: Hang on for a few minutes.