Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

20. Daisuga

Main pairing: Sawamura Daichi x Sugawara Koushi

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: Manga spoilers

Time: Post-timeskip

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*After timeskip*

*Sugawara speeding*

Male cop 1: Hello, sir. Do you know why I stopped you?

Sugawara: Because you're gay?

Male cop 1: What?

Sugawara: Didn't you see the sticker on the back of my car?

The sticker: Only gay cops pull me over

Male cop 1: Look, sir. I still need to cut you a speeding ticket.

Sugawara: So... You are gay.

Male cop 1: Ok, if you want a gay cop to cut you a ticket so bad, come with me.

*At the station*

Male cop 1: Hey, Sawamura. I know you're openly gay so I brought this man whose car had a sticker on it that said 'Only gay cops pull me over'. He didn't accept my ticket unless I was gay.

*Daichi, sighing*: Koushi!

Female cop 1: You know him?

Daichi: I told you to get that fucking sticker off of our damn car!

Sugawara: Why hello there, my love.

Daichi: What the fuck? You got a speeding ticket? Again?

Sugawara: Well, frankly, I didn't.

Male cop 2: Sawamura-san, this is your husband?

*Daichi, sighing*: Unfortunately.

Sugawara: HEY-

Female cop 2: Wow. He really does seem as chaotic as you've told us.

Sugawara: Aww, I'm glad he told you about me but I have to go. Dai, you pay for the ticket this time.

Daichi: Why are you in such a rush?

Sugawara: I have to make reservations.

Daichi: What? Why?

*Sugawara leaves*

Daichi: Oh no. What's the date?

Male cop 1: It's the 13th.

Daichi: Shit. It's our anniversary. Shit shit shit shit- he's gonna kill me.

Female cop 2: You can get off early today, if you'd like. My wife is on a business trip so I can stay later than usual.

Daichi: Thank you. I really appreciate that.

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The reason I wrote male cop and female cop is bc I wanted to add a wlw couple to the story lol