Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

64. Kuroken

Main pairing: Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: None

Time: Post-timeskip

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*Kenma in a stream*

Kenma: I bought FNAF Security Breach, as you requested. I'm going to be start playing it today. 

Kenma: Also you can recommend other video ideas if you'd like.

@ilovekenma: can we see a vlog of u and ur husband tmw?

Kenma: Ah, sorry. My husband is unfortunately out of town for two weeks.

@ishipkuroken: do you miss him?

Kenma: I mean... It's just two weeks, but yeah. I do. I've spent my whole life next to him, except one year, when he went to collage and I was still in high school. To be honest, that was the worst year of my life. Long-distance relationships are really hard.

Kenma: Now... Where the fuck is FNAF...

*Kenma realizes a video named "watch" in his desktop*

Kenma: Hey guys... Um... I just found an video named "watch" on my desktop...

Kenma: Should I watch it?..

Comments: YES 

Kenma: Ok, I guess...

*Kuroo in the video*: Hey love.

Kenma: Tetsu?

*Kuroo in the video*: I don't know when you'll find this, but I hope it's before I come back so that you'll feel less alone. I hope you're not playing more than you should and getting enough sleep.

Kenma: I'm sorry everyone but my husband might not be comfortable with-

*Kuroo in the video*: You're wondering whether it's ok to watch this during a stream, aren't you? You can watch it, I'm fine with it. Also for the comments that are probably asking how the fuck I knew, I'm his husband, I know him better than himself. 

*Kenma, muttering*: You so do not.

*Kuroo in the video*: Oh but I so do.

*Kenma blushes* 

*Kuroo in the video*: Stop blushing over a video, Ken.

@kurokensupremacy: he's like a telepath

Kenma: No. Stop it.

*Kuroo in the video*: Anyways, I've been practicing this for some time now but I still haven't mastered it, so don't judge me ok?

Kenma: If I see anyone saying anything mean about him, I'll make your life a living hell, ok?

*Kuroo in the video*: Don't threaten them, babe.

Kenma: Sorry...

*Kuroo in the video, smirking*: You just apologized to a video...

Kenma: Shut up!

*Kuroo in the video, getting a guitar*: I can't shut up either, this is, again, a video. Anyways, as I was saying before you threatened your viewers, I have a song to sing to you.

*Kuroo in the video*:

I steal a few breaths from the world for a minute

And then I'll be nothing, forever

And all of my memories

And all of the things I have seen will be gone

With my eyes with my body with me

*Kuroo in the video, smiling*:

But me and my husband, 

We are doing better

It's always been just him and me, together

So I bet all I have on that furrowed brow

*A line appears at the bottom of the video that makes Kenma chuckle*

The line: Seriously tho stop furrowing ur brows, Ken, u'll get wrinkles.

*Kuroo in the video winks and continues singing*:

And at least in this lifetime

We're sticking together

Me and my husband

We're sticking together

And I am the idiot with the painted face

In the corner, taking up space

But when he walks in, I am loved, I am loved

*A tear rolls down on Kenma's face as he smiles*

*Kuroo, smiling as well*: 

Me and my husband

We are doing better

It's always been just him and me, together

So I bet all I have on that furrowed brow

And at least in this lifetime

We're sticking together

Me and my husband

We're sticking together

Me and my husband

We are doing better

*Kenma sniffles as Kuroo in the video puts down the guitar*

*Kuroo in the video*: I love you.

Kenma: I love you too.

*Kuroo in the video*: I love you more.

*Kenma, smiling*: I love you the most.

*Kuroo in real life, sneaking up to Kenma behind his back, whispering in his ear*: I love you the mostest.

*Kenma punches Kuroo in the face*

Kuroo: OW! KENMA!

Kenma: TETSUROU WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Kuroo: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUNCH ME?!

Kenma: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SNEAK UP ON ME?!

Kuroo: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE

Kenma: YOU KNOW I HATE SURPRISES

*Kuroo in the video*: I wonder if sneaking up on him is a bad idea... 

*Kuroo in the video*: Nah, it'll be fine...

*Kuroo's (the one irl) nose starting to bleed*: Fuck.

*Kenma, now panicked*: Shit shit shit shit. Ok, stay here. No wait fuck, no, come with me.

*Kuroo, smiling at his husband worrying about him, with a cute obedient voice*: Okay.

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I watched @markiplier's FNAF Security Breach gameplay and I wanna buy it but it's too expensive :/

Also someone said that you either think Freddy is hot or see him as a father figure and I couldn't agree more. (I see him as a father figure)