Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

58. Bokuakakuroken

Main pairing: Bokuto Koutaro x Akaashi Keiji x Kuroo Tetsuro x Kozume Kenma

Other pairing(s): None

Warnings: A bit horny?

Time: Post-timeskip

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(AU: Non-binary Kenma)

-In the "Horny bfs" group chat-

Kenma: Jiji... Tetsu...

Kenma: if u guys don't hurry up from the store istg

Kuroo: WE LEFT 5 MINS AGO

Kenma: and??

Kenma: you guys can run

Akaashi: I'm not running

Kenma: sounds like a YOU problem

Akaashi: Yk what? We're gonna take longer now

Kenma: WOWWWW

Bokuto: Hi Kenma asked me to back them up 

Akaashi: THEY CAN DEFEND THEMSELF

Akaashi: Unless they're scared to?

Kenma: IM NOT SCARED

Akaashi: Whatever you say lovely ;)

Kenma: Babeeeee

Kenma: Just come home and fuck me alreadyyyyy

Akaashi: running rn 🏃‍♂️ 

-Akaashi is offline-

Kuroo: He really is running

Kuroo: Guess I'm the only one doing the groceries now lol 

Kuroo: Hey Bo

Bokuto: Yes handsome?

Kuroo: Ur making me blush

Kuroo: Anyways  

Kuroo: How can Kenma and Akaashi insult one another in one minute and then get horny in another???

Bokuto: Yeah I don't get it either

Kuroo: Ugh remember when we used to have practice matches?

Bokuto: Oh yeah they insulted each other constantly

Bokuto: DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN THEY GOT SO HORNY THAT THEY STARTED MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE?

Kuroo: OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT

Kuroo: We got horny so we started making out too

Bokuto: Yup :D

Kuroo: Wanna fuck when I get home?

Bokuto: 😌🤝😏  

Kuroo: Nice

Kuroo: Y'know what

Kuroo: Fuck groceries I'm also running 

-Kuroo is offline-

-Akaashi is online-

Akaashi: Can confirm he's running behind me

-Akaashi is offline-