25. Semishira

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Main pairing: Semi Eita x Shirabu Kenjirou

Other pairing(s): Ushiten (Ushijima x Tendou)

Warnings: None

Time: Pre-timeskip

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*Semi and Shirabu private messages*

Semi: Hey, Shira

Shirabu: What?

Semi: I need a favor.

Shirabu: What is it?

Semi: Ok, this may sound weird.

Shirabu: Wtf are u going to ask?!

Semi: Can u ask me out then dump me right away so I can listen to sad breakup music with full effect?

Shirabu: Semi-san. With all due respect, what. the. fuck.

Semi: Just do it, pls?

Shirabu: Ugh.

Shirabu: Fine.

Shirabu: Will you go out with me?

Semi: Yes!

Shirabu: Ok.

-Shirabu is offline-

Semi: Uh...

Semi: Shira?

-Shirabu is online-

Shirabu: Not doing the second part.

-Shirabu is offline-

Semi: Oh... Ok...

*In the NICE KILL USHIJIMA group chat*

Semi: TENDUO

Semi: BIRCJ

Semi: BITCH CPME ONLIEN

Tendou: What???

Semi: Ok, ol. So y'kmow jow Olibia Rpdrigo punlished a nrw akbum?

Tendou: Yeah? I asked Ushi to breakup with me so I could listen to it.

Semi: I adked Shirabu ro ask me oyt then dymp me so tjat I cpuld too

Semi: He asled me oyt vut didn't dunp me.

Semi: Temdou techincally we're dsting.

Semi: DATONG

Tendou: Datong lol-

Semi: Sjut up. I'm sgaking rn.

Semi: WAOT- DPES THOS MWAN HE LOKES ME BSCK?!?!??!

Shirabu: Yes.

Semi: WIAT WHAY- HPW DOD YPU-

Shirabu: Check where ur texting.

Semi: WSIT- NO-

Semi: I'm gnona ho crawl itno a hple anf die

-Semi is offline-

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I hope y'all understand Semi's texts lol (if not, I'll comment what he says)

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