Main pairing: Tsukishima Kei x Yamaguchi Tadashi x Kageyama Tobio x Hinata Shoyo
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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Yamaguchi: Hey, Tobs, can you describe yourself in one word for my social studies assignment?
Kageyama: Yours.
*Yamaguchi blushes*
*Hinata taking notes*: Yo...u'r...es.
*Tsukishima glancing over to Hinata's notebook*: Oh my god. You wrote yours wrong, idiot. The thing you wrote spells you ares.
*Yamaguchi, choosing to ignore them*: Anyways, Tobs, next question.
Kageyama: Hit me.
Yamaguchi: What was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Kageyama: Well, I thought I was straight.
*Tsukihina whips their heads towards Kageyama so fast that they can hear the wind whoosh*
Hinata: You're gay?!
Kageyama: Y'know, for a pan, your gaydar is shit.
Tsukishima: You're pan?!
Yamaguchi: You guys should go get your gaydars checked, it's as obvious as me being omnisexual and Kei being gay.
Tsukishima: You're omnisexual?!
Hinata: You're gay?!
Yamaguchi: Oh wow you guys really didn't know...
Kageyama: Can't say I'm surprised, to be honest.
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this is so stupid i hate it :/
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