Main pairing: Suna Rintaro x Miya Osamu
Other pairing(s): Implied Sakuatsu (Sakusa x Atsumu)
Warnings: None
Time: Pre-timeskip
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*One morning at practice*
Atsumu: Come here ya scum!
Osamu: Who the fuck are you calling scum, ya idiot?!
Atsumu: Ya wanna fight?! Huh!?
*Osamu and Atsumu beat each other up*
*5 minutes later*
*Osamu, laying on the floor, being dramatic*: I think this is it for me, Rin.
Osamu: So why don't you just admit that you're in love with me?
Suna: I am.
*Everyone snaps their heads to them*
*Osamu, sitting up*: What?!
Osamu: You are?
Osamu: ...
Osamu: Are you for real? Me?
*Osamu, pointing at Atsumu*: Not him?
Suna: He's too obnoxious and annoying and loud.
Osamu: Eh.. true.
Suna: So like... you wanna go on a date sometime?
Osamu: Are you free tonight?
Suna: Sure.
Osamu: Tsumu you're not allowed in the house today.
Atsumu: Wow. Is this how ya repay me?
Osamu: Ya didn't do shit asshole.
Atsumu: So... I wasn't the one who started the fight?
Osamu: Ya just messed my face up.
Atsumu: But I knew you'd be dramatic.
Osamu: How would you have known what I'd say? That's impossible.
Atsumu: Samu please. I literally made you watch 3 different films that had the same line and I have been watching a tiktok with that sound next to you like 20-30 times. I know you're thick so I had to make extra effort to engrave it in your subconscious.
Osamu: So... you plotted this?
Atsumu: Yes. D'ya not believe me?
Osamu: No, no. I do.. just why?
Atsumu: Because I wanna see you happy!
Osamu: How did you know though?
Atsumu: Oh my god. Do you seriously think you're subtle?
Osamu: ..yes?
Atsumu: You stare at him too much for you to think of him as your friend. Also you unnecessarily mention him whenever you get the chance and-
*Osamu, blushing*: Ok. Ok. I get it. Shut up.
Atsumu: Anyways, have fun at your date.
Suna: Wow.. you can be not annoying. Sometimes.
*Atsumu, rolling his eyes*: Thanks, Suna. Really appreciate that. Oh, before I forget
*Atsumu, scaringly*: If you hurt him emotionally and/or physically-
*Atsumu, doing the shut up thing he did at the match thing*: That will be your neck.
*Suna, visibly distressed*: Haha. Ok. I won't hurt him.
*Atsumu, turning back to his bubbly personality*: Ok. Glad we agree.
Osamu: Oh my god. I didn't think you'd actually do it...
Atsumu: I promised, didn't I?
Osamu: WE WERE 6!
Atsumu: So? You did it to my boyfriend!
Osamu: But he looks sketchy..
Atsumu: Excuse you?! And Suna doesn't?!?!??!?!
Osamu: Shut it.
Atsumu: HA YOU CAN'T EVEN DENY IT
Osamu: Come here ya scum!
Atsumu: Who the fuck are you calling scum, ya idiot?!
Osamu: Ya wanna fight?! Huh!?
*Osamu and Atsumu beat each other up*
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