Main pairing: Kyoutani Kentarou x Yahaba Shigeru
Other pairing(s): None
Warnings: Manga spoilers
Time: Pre-timeskip // Post-timeskip
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Shots from the life of Kyouhaba
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1.
Kyoutani: I hate going to funerals, it's awkward and I never know what to say
Yahaba: I just say "sorry for your loss" and then move on.
Kyoutani: Oh, okay
*at the next funeral*
Kyoutani: Sorry for your loss, move on.
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2.
Yahaba: Oi, Kyoutani.
Kyoutani: Read at 2:14 pm.
Yahaba: This is a verbal conversation, you jerk!
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3.
Kyoutani: Yahaba has a photo of me in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.
Iwaizumi: That's sweet.
Kyoutani: I thought so too, until he said "What other problem could possibly be bigger than you?"
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4.
Yahaba: If you say one more dumb thing, I swear to god, I'll shut your mouth with my mouth.
Kyoutani: Dinosaurs are mammals.
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5.
Yahaba: I'm so done with you.
Kyoutani: k
Yahaba: You can't just say that!
Kyoutani: oay.
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6.
Yahaba: Humans have 7 trillion nerves and yet some people are able to get on all of them.
Kyoutani: I already said sorry!
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7.
Kyoutani: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Yahaba: Yeah.
Kyoutani: I love you.
Yahaba: It back.
Kyoutani: I hate you.
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8.
Yahaba: Aren't you forgetting something?
*Kyoutani, kissing him*: There, now let's sleep.
Yahaba: Nice try. Now, the dishes, Kentarou.
Kyoutani: Damnit.
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9.
*Kyoutani pranks Yahaba*
Yahaba: I hate you.
Kyoutani: Yeah? I hate myself more.
*Yahaba, softening*: Baby, no, we talked about this.
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10.
*In the middle of a Sendai Frogs morning practice*
Kyoutani: I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Tsukishima: I'm done with you. I'm calling Yahaba-san.
Kyoutani: Wait, no please-
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